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I Married a Neanderthal
JSOnline vis WAPO ^ | April 30, 2007 | Marc Kaufman

Posted on 05/01/2007 6:30:29 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin

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To: digger48

bump to the tune!


41 posted on 05/02/2007 5:38:01 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Just say no to Brady Bunch Republicans.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
LOL ... you shoulda hooked up with the Binford guy ...Tim!


42 posted on 05/02/2007 6:19:12 PM PDT by Daffynition (Anything with tires and testicles will cause a woman trouble.)
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To: hellinahandcart

Not one word.


43 posted on 05/02/2007 7:19:41 PM PDT by sauropod ("An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

> It also means that the unanswered question of why the Neanderthals died out is even more puzzling,

That’s easy. The Neanderthal gene is recessive. We all got it, but don’t “express” it usually.


44 posted on 05/02/2007 7:24:00 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I have been telling Mr. Fairview for 25 years that he is a proto-hominid.


45 posted on 05/02/2007 8:07:26 PM PDT by Fairview ( Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.)
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To: BJClinton

I think they are talking about you - ping.

teenylaugh


46 posted on 05/02/2007 8:37:05 PM PDT by agent_delta
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To: rainbow sprinkles

Actually, I was married to a Gear Head in a previous life. That was 10X worse...all of our money was always tied up “in parts” and junk cars in various states of dis-repair. ;)


47 posted on 05/03/2007 4:53:33 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Fairview

I call my dogs, “Quad-Pedal Canines.”

They call me “She Who Stands Upright, Giver of All Foodstuffs.” When I leave in the morning for work, I tell them, “Mommy’s off to the Dog Food Mine!” :)


48 posted on 05/03/2007 4:55:54 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
I'm a neanderthal....

But I can change....

If I have to....

I guess.

49 posted on 05/03/2007 4:58:29 AM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: Osage Orange

50 posted on 05/03/2007 5:54:57 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati.....

Guilty as charged.....

51 posted on 05/03/2007 6:03:32 AM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: agent_delta

:-P


52 posted on 05/03/2007 7:13:49 AM PDT by BJClinton (in possession of a large burrito and drugs)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I thought of you when I got this email ...perhaps you’ve already seen it ... funny stuff!

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I
came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.


53 posted on 05/05/2007 1:35:07 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: patton; blam; SunkenCiv; All

I was always convinced that my redheaded, light blue eyed husband had Neanderthal genes (a point agreed to by the scientists who believe that the redheaded celts of Britain have such genes). His was Scottish ancestry. He also had a prominent brow ridge, a weak chin, short legs, long very strong torso, and very thick body hair, including on one shoulder. He was smart, but was dislexic, a dramatic mimic and teacher, and a warrior.

Both our sons had some reading disability, especially the fairer complexioned one. I wonder if any scientists have checked into the possibility of a gene or genes for dislexia, and whether or not they are more common in these same redheaded people who they believe have the N genes.

My husband also developed Alzheimers. Before he lost his capacity to walk well, he took to escaping from the house when he was hungry and before I could get dinner on the table. This leads me to hypothesize that the wandering in Alzheimers may be a genetic pro survival gene. If the no longer very useful elderly wandered off looking for food during periods of starvation, especially at night when their families might think they went out to pee, they would die and no longer need to be fed, leaving more food for their offsprings. I think this would be more likely in primative sparsely populated areas of the globe. I checked on the rates of Alzheimers in two long populated urban areas of India and Nigeria, and found that the rate of Alzheimers was 1/4th the rate in the US. Hope to do more research on this area of spectulation.


54 posted on 05/06/2007 8:39:56 AM PDT by gleeaikin
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To: gleeaikin

Sorry about your husband.

And you have an interesting theory.


55 posted on 05/06/2007 8:45:32 AM PDT by patton (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: gleeaikin
Some very interesting ideas here: The Neanderthal Theory. A few years back, I clicked on and read every link associated with this article.
56 posted on 05/06/2007 8:55:14 AM PDT by blam
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To: gleeaikin

Thanks.


57 posted on 05/06/2007 12:08:54 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, May 3, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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