Love the headline! It made me LOL in an empty room...
I hope the empty room has an egress.
This room is seldom "empty." "Waiting," perhaps, is a better word.
You've stumbled into the Flying Castle, (aka: Undead Thread) where things are not quite what they seem to be. The walls and doors shift in the lower levels, the moat is...um..."occupied" and we are currently Somewhere In Space.
We hope you enjoy your stay here...