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Driver Tells Police She's Drunk With T-Shirt [picture]
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| August 3, 2007
Posted on 08/03/2007 11:47:20 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
TAMPA, Fla. -- Amanda Lynn Bailey's T-shirt said it all.
When the 41-year-old got picked up on DUI charges she was wearing a shirt that read: "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings." The T-shirt was captured in her mug shot.
Bailey, of Riverview, was arrested Tuesday and charged with driving under the influence and driving with a canceled, suspended or revoked license. She posted $750 bond and was released.
She also was arrested in April on DUI charges. Police did not capture any T-shirt messages in that mug shot.
A telephone listing for Bailey could not be located. It was unknown if she had an attorney.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: alcohol; drunk; fl; mugshot; tampa; tshirt
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Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office booking photo of Amanda Lynn Bailey
To: stainlessbanner
Should say, “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a DUMBA$$!”
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:48:47 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
(There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy)
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:49:05 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: All
It should say “I’m with stupid” and have an arrow pointing to her face.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:49:24 AM PDT
by
newnhdad
To: stainlessbanner
From the sounds of it, she's graduated to the "I'm an Alcoholic" T-shirt.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:50:29 AM PDT
by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently my former party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: stainlessbanner
You know, I live in this area.
Either we have a lot of Freepers here who read the daily papers and post, or people from here are consistantly doing really, really dumb things. I think it’s the latter.
I don’t know why we attract all these numbnuts, but we do.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:50:56 AM PDT
by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: stainlessbanner
She should be required to wear the t-shirt when she goes in front of the judge.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:51:53 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: newnhdad
Just this morning I saw a beat-up Grand Am that had “Whiskey Girl” written on the back window.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:52:20 AM PDT
by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: I still care
To: I still care
Florida is the trailer park of America.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:58:59 AM PDT
by
doodad
To: stainlessbanner
Put a bumper sticker on the back of the car: I brake for pink elephants. Police notice those, too. Not the pink elephants, the bumper stickers.
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posted on
08/03/2007 11:58:59 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(It's Brecht's donkey, not mine)
To: doodad
Hey, I resemble that remark. LOL!
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
08/03/2007 12:07:07 PM PDT
by
Pontiac
(Patriotism is the natural consequence of having a free mind in a free society.)
To: doodad
South Brevard Barbies
Passed along by an FIT student
Mattel announces the release of models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Melbourne/Palm Bay area market:
Palm Bay Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a Tweety bird on her shoulder. She has big, stiff hair, a six pack of Bud Light, and a Hank Williams-Jr. CD set.
She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's tail when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get its Confederate flag bumper stickers absolutely free.
Suntree/Viera Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit and cookie cutter house available.
West Melbourne Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of Palm Bay Barbie's house. Her make-up is dark red lip liner covered in a sparkly pink.
Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Chevy Corsica.
Between the Causeways Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped-up Hummer 2. Accessories included are her own platinum credit card, a country club membership, and a map to find her way to the beach. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
US-1 Barbie: This recently-paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop -- then we don't know what you're talking about.
Riverside Drive Barbie: This Barbie is the most expensive, due to her extravagant outfit: A full-length Mink coat and 5 carat diamond ring, Prada shoes and Versace pantsuits.
This Barbie also has a blank stare and is nicknamed Botox Barbie. Riverside Drive Barbie drives a chrome accented Mercedes SUV that has never seen a dirt road. Riverside Drive Ken also comes with Prada outfit and is sold with a snifter glass of brandy, a Cuban cigar, and a 48-foot Hatteras Sport Fisherman.
Historic Downtown Melbourne Barbie: Attire includes: low-waist jeans, too long with rips along the cuffs, a T-shirt 2-sizes-too-small, purchased in the little boy's section of the thrift store, flip-flops & horn-rimmed glasses. Hair is cut asymmetrically & dyed dark burgundy. This Barbie is pierced & tattooed & instead of a car comes with a Vespa scooter, which is all you need to get around downtown to and from The Sun Shoppe.
Ohio Transplant Barbie: This Barbie comes with a Ford SUV (with Ohio plates), a knife to stab other Barbies in the back, tons of makeup, and really big hair.
Carnivore Ken sold separately. This Barbie is the same model as the Suntree/Viera Barbie of Barbie that was released in 1986. But now she comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut.
Ichabod's Barbie: This average looking, cigarette smoking, bleached-blonde Barbie comes with sandals, white capri pants, and a red spaghetti strap half shirt to show off her belly button ring and lower back tat.
This Barbie comes with a Ford Mustang GT, a cell phone with an assortment of annoying ring-tones, as well as a night bag. She also comes with three "good-guy engineer" dolls to match the local gender statistics. Additional options include the "skip the line" pass for City Tropics Bistro and the "get out of the DUI free" card.
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posted on
08/03/2007 12:11:55 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Michael Moore bought Haliburton)
To: goodwithagun
Just this morning I saw a beat-up Grand Am that had Whiskey Girl written on the back window. When I hear the words "whiskey girl", I immediately think of this:
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posted on
08/03/2007 12:15:48 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: mcmuffin; 3D-JOY; Guenevere
anything to add? The north county is underrepresented
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posted on
08/03/2007 12:17:26 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Brian J. Marotta, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, (1948-2007) Rest In Peace, our FRiend)
To: CremeSaver
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posted on
08/03/2007 12:21:24 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: mtbopfuyn
She should be required to wear the t-shirt when she goes in front of the judge. When my brother got a DUI he showed up to court in a Budweiser t-shirt. The judge was not amused and my brother wound up serving 17 days.
Funny thing, my brother didn't even realize what he had done. He wasn't thinking and just grabbed the first clean t-shirt off the top of the laundry pile.
We explained to him later that it is always a good idea for the defendant to wear a suit to court. He was young and clueless.
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posted on
08/03/2007 12:45:07 PM PDT
by
Drew68
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