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Colo. priest charged for jogging naked
Denver Post.Com ^ | 08/08/2007 02:54:57 PM MDT | The Associated Press

Posted on 08/09/2007 6:12:50 AM PDT by ninonitti

FREDERICK, Colo.—A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after police said he went jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise. The Rev. Robert Whipkey told officers he had been running naked at a high school track and didn't think anyone would be around at that time of day, a police report said.

He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging. "I know what I did was wrong," he said in the report.

Whipkey did not return phone messages. His attorney, Doug Tisdale, told the Longmont Times-Call that Whipkey had no comment.

Whipkey, 53, was arrested June 22 in this small town about 20 miles north of Denver. An officer said he saw a naked man walking down the street at 4:35 a.m. The U.S. Naval Observatory Web site said sunrise that day in Frederick was 5:31 a.m.

The officer said when he shined his flashlight at the man, he covered himself with a piece of clothing he was carrying.

The Archdiocese of Denver said it takes the incident seriously but is awaiting the outcome of the case. Whipkey, who also officiates at parishes in the nearby towns of Mead and Erie, remains an active priest.

If convicted of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, he would have to register as a sex offender, prosecutors said.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: catholic; jogger; neckid; priest; whipkey
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...where do they find these guys?
1 posted on 08/09/2007 6:12:51 AM PDT by ninonitti
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To: ninonitti

The reality is that WE as lay Catholics do not “find these guys”, they are perverts first and foremost, who use the Catholic priesthood as both a cover and a facilitator for their prurience.


2 posted on 08/09/2007 6:17:45 AM PDT by EyeGuy
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To: ninonitti

Re: He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging

I sweat profusely too. But I never even THOUGHT about running naked!


3 posted on 08/09/2007 6:18:23 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: EyeGuy
WE as lay Catholics do not “find these guys”,

I suspect that somehow the flock attracts the wolves.....

4 posted on 08/09/2007 6:21:46 AM PDT by ninonitti
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To: ninonitti

This will teach Father Whipkey to not whip his key out in public!


5 posted on 08/09/2007 6:24:51 AM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions----and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
I sweat profusely too. But I never even THOUGHT about running naked!

I have when the wind drops to zero and the humidity climbs to 100 percent!
6 posted on 08/09/2007 6:26:33 AM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: ninonitti

He was ready for action.....


7 posted on 08/09/2007 6:26:58 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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To: saganite

Perhaps he’s into cryptography, and got a little confused as to what is meant by “public key” ...


8 posted on 08/09/2007 6:27:40 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: P-40

Re: I have when the wind drops to zero and the humidity climbs to 100 percent!

No, then I think of a pool.


9 posted on 08/09/2007 6:28:02 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: ninonitti

Some of us can’t run naked — there’s a tripping issue ... for some of us.


10 posted on 08/09/2007 6:30:00 AM PDT by CWW (Make the most of the loss, and regroup for 2008!!)
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To: ninonitti
"The U.S. Naval Observatory Web site said sunrise that day in Frederick was 5:31 a.m."

Moonrise, apparently, was somewhat earlier.

11 posted on 08/09/2007 6:30:06 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: ninonitti

This gives new meaning to “mobile advertising”


12 posted on 08/09/2007 6:31:51 AM PDT by econjack
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To: ninonitti

Possibly a pervert; definitely a moron.


13 posted on 08/09/2007 6:31:54 AM PDT by SergeiRachmaninov
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To: yldstrk

I heard he was caught by the organ


14 posted on 08/09/2007 6:32:31 AM PDT by DenverGal
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To: CWW
Some of us can’t run naked — there’s a tripping issue ... for some of us.

I'm sure it's an inner-ear problem...

15 posted on 08/09/2007 6:33:31 AM PDT by econjack
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To: ArrogantBustard

got a little confused as to what is meant by “public key” ...

I think he just dropped the l in public.


16 posted on 08/09/2007 6:33:40 AM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions----and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: CWW
Don't be embarrassed. Many other people have long toes, too...

*grin*

17 posted on 08/09/2007 6:34:02 AM PDT by Charles H. (The_r0nin) (Hwæt! Lãr biþ mæst hord, soþlïce!)
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To: saganite
I just wonder how many times in other parishes the Rev Whipkey whipped it out before he was assigned to a different track by his bishops.

I mean the man is 53 and "profuse sweating" just doesn't pop up overnite does it?

18 posted on 08/09/2007 6:37:14 AM PDT by ninonitti
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To: ninonitti
There once was a Reverend named Bob
Who liked to jog naked (the slob!)
So he went for a run
At a quarter past one
But the cops hauled him in (it's their job).
19 posted on 08/09/2007 6:39:13 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (There are two kinds of people: those who get it, and those who need to.)
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To: EyeGuy

A few questions come to mind:

What other nude activities does the good priest take part in?

What does this say about his judgement...especially in light of the spotlight being focused on the Church.

Is this the type person that should be tending the flock? Counseling the faithful? Hearing confession?


20 posted on 08/09/2007 6:40:05 AM PDT by O6ret
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To: CWW
Some of us can’t run naked — there’s a tripping issue ... for some of us.

There's always Hang Gliding for those sweaty moments

21 posted on 08/09/2007 6:40:43 AM PDT by ninonitti
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To: ninonitti
"If convicted of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, he would have to register as a sex offender, prosecutors said."

Now this is political correctness gone nuts again! You could be convicted of indecent exposure for urinating behind a tree--or between two opened car doors--in an emergency.

22 posted on 08/09/2007 6:40:55 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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To: O6ret
Is this the type person that should be tending the flock? Counseling the faithful? Hearing confession?

Coaching track and field? ROFLMAO

23 posted on 08/09/2007 6:42:24 AM PDT by ninonitti
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To: CWW

LOL- Snort

You owe me a new keyboard for that one!!


24 posted on 08/09/2007 6:44:04 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: CWW

LOL!


25 posted on 08/09/2007 6:48:31 AM PDT by Brucifer (G. W. Bush "The dog ate my copy of the Constitution.")
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To: EyeGuy

“The reality is that WE as lay Catholics do not ‘find these guys’, they are perverts first and foremost, who use the Catholic priesthood as both a cover and a facilitator for their prurience.”


We believe you, whether we are in agreement with your church or not. We realize that there are some nasty men who do hide behind pulpits. There are DEVILISH men in the “ministry” and the Scriptures told us that there would be such (2 Corinthians chapter 11 — all read, please).

In fact, Satan’s greatest operational theater against all that is true, right and good is not in the barrooms, dance halls, crack houses, and the like. Satan’s favored sphere of operations is in the churches . . . in the leadership of the churches. Satan has “apostles” in the churches.

Yes, we may have our disagreements with the Roman Catholic Church, but men like the subject of this news item are not the cause, and we think no less of Catholic folks because a man so stupid or perverted happened to trained and ordained under RC auspices.


26 posted on 08/09/2007 6:53:37 AM PDT by John Leland 1789
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To: CWW
Some of us can’t run naked — there’s a tripping issue ... for some of us.

Beer gut hanging down to your knees'????

27 posted on 08/09/2007 6:59:56 AM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: P-40
OK, so you've thought about running naked. You don't actually do it.



Right?





Right?

28 posted on 08/09/2007 7:07:32 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: HoosierHawk

Well....not yet anyway. Here in Austin, no one would notice anyway. :)


29 posted on 08/09/2007 7:10:52 AM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: Savage Beast

You’d think there’d be enough in the budget for a treadmill and an air conditioner. If not then I would think the parish would pass a plate and kick in for it.

Oh well.

As far as the peeing in public being a crime to that extent, that is crazy!!!


30 posted on 08/09/2007 8:01:28 AM PDT by Paulus
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To: ninonitti

Pics?


31 posted on 08/09/2007 8:18:30 AM PDT by John Cena
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To: ninonitti

Maybe we should consider banning catholic seminary recruiters from public highschools.


32 posted on 08/09/2007 12:23:02 PM PDT by Sopater (A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left. ~ Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: CWW

They can change your poster name to tripod.


33 posted on 08/09/2007 12:26:33 PM PDT by pierstroll
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To: John Cena
Pics?

Uh, I'm afraid to even search.

34 posted on 08/09/2007 1:03:25 PM PDT by ninonitti
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To: ninonitti
Didn't Father Jack do this in an episode of Father Ted?
35 posted on 08/09/2007 4:16:10 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: pierstroll

:)


36 posted on 08/10/2007 9:22:19 AM PDT by CWW (Make the most of the loss, and regroup for 2008!!)
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To: ninonitti
Coaching track and field?
In Whipkey's case:

Track and feeled.

37 posted on 06/13/2008 3:01:53 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: samtheman
Track and feeled

Took you a while to come up with that one but I like it alot

38 posted on 06/13/2008 1:01:28 PM PDT by ninonitti
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