Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead

The Daily Redundancy ^

[the OlLine Rebel]

Oh nevermind. I’m glad it’s a joke!

[SoCalPol]

Still sick on all accounts.
If those who go along with the joke, how about a humor site about the dogs Vick killed.

[Daffynition]

Interesting transcript: The Story of Oscar the Cat with David M. Dosa, M.D. Assistant Professor of Medicine, Brown University ...who wrote the Article "A Day in the Life of Oscar the Cat" ( The New England Journal of Medicine, July 26). Kinda cool.

[Lady Jag]

MAN WHO KILLED CAT FOUND DEAD

[Biggirl]

This is a joke I hope! =^..^=

[Biggirl]

Thanks for saying it is a joke! =^..^=

[Darksheare]

My dog graduated from the Mike Vick school of dog obedience.

[potlatch]

Lol, glad it’s just a joke but Oscar had 8 more lives anyway!

Luckier than the rest of us!!

[Lucky9teen]

Was he visited by Scamp

Scamp has sensed about 40 deaths in The Pines nursing home in Ohio.

[-YYZ-]

Oh, I agree. I don’t even own a cat, haven’t for some years, but I do like them. Their independent nature - and the fact that you can go away for a couple of days without worrying about them - appeals to me. But some people on this site, and in general I guess, seem to have a real hate-on for cats.

[Lucky9teen]

Having pulled over a speeding driver.]

Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?

Foster: Cat Game? What’s the record?

Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?

[They go up to the car.]

Driver: Sorry about the...

Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

[The man gives him his license.]

Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.

Driver: [laughing] Sorry.

Foster: Is there something funny here boy?

Driver: Oh, no.

Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

[Foster stares at him.]

Foster: All right meow, where were we?

Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster: Am I saying meow?

Driver: I thought...

Foster: Don’t think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

[The man laughs.]

Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?

Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]

Foster: You stop laughing right meow!

Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.

Foster: Meow, I’m gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It’s the law.

[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?

[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]

Foster: Meow!

[U S Army EOD]

I heard that one of the owners of the facility had just bought a bed for the cat so it would have a bed of its own. It was found dead in its own bed, the first time it slept in it.

[TASMANIANRED]

That’s gonna leave a mark.

[GOP Poet]

You’ll be glad to know that it’s a parody site, though this is not terribly funny.

YEAH!! The cat lives :-).

Thanks all for the heads up. Sometimes when it comes to emotionally sensitive material my husband has to explain the humor.

[TASMANIANRED]

He must have stayed in his own bed.

[GOP Poet]

LOVE IT! LOL . . . still. :-)

[Captainpaintball]

Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead

Yeah, intead of hanging out by terminally ill patients, he inexplicably started hanging out by a full-length mirror...

[Lady Jag]

[MinuteGal]

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated".

(from "The Adventures of Tomcat Sawyer" - Mark Twain, 1876)

Leni

[Lady Jag]

That’s ameowzing!