That's one heck of a buzz haircut....
1 posted on
08/31/2007 3:05:22 PM PDT by
llevrok
To: llevrok
First to say “Zot”. Glad he’s okay. I’ll bet his boots are what saved his bacon.
2 posted on
08/31/2007 3:08:47 PM PDT by
IslandJeff
(Matthew 28: 19-20)
To: llevrok
It's not unusual for people struck by lightning to suffer from memory lossYeah, superheating the fluid in your head by transfering that type of energy through it will do that.
3 posted on
08/31/2007 3:12:07 PM PDT by
CougarGA7
(It's up to us to keep it all from unraveling)
To: llevrok
I would really be ticked if anything happened to my Ducks hat!
5 posted on
08/31/2007 4:39:32 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: llevrok
While I'm very glad the guy's OK, I think I'll omit any redneck jokes....for now.
7 posted on
08/31/2007 5:28:50 PM PDT by
labette
To: llevrok
"Greg, are you OK? Your hat's smoking." It's not the lightning, it's the second hand smoke that'll get you.
10 posted on
08/31/2007 6:28:39 PM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
To: llevrok
"I got half a haircut," That's called a mullet.
11 posted on
08/31/2007 6:30:09 PM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
To: llevrok
It's not unusual for people struck by lightning to suffer from memory loss, according to the National Weather Service. Other symptoms include attention deficits, sleep disorders, numbness, dizziness, joint stiffness, irritability, fatigue, weakness, muscle spasms, depression and an inability to sit for long. Do not take lightning if you are currently taking MAOI's, have liver disease or a compromised immune system or if you are currently taking nitrates for chest pain as that may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. Common side effects of lightning include attention deficits, sleep disorders, numbness, dizziness, joint stiffness, irritability, fatigue, weakness, muscle spasms, depression and an inability to sit for long. Lightning may also cause sudden blindness, hearing loss and death. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours while taking lightning, seek immediate medical attention.
12 posted on
08/31/2007 6:49:50 PM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
To: upchuck; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
SC ping!
Now I know what happened to Miss South Carolina.
14 posted on
08/31/2007 10:16:43 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: llevrok; Slings and Arrows
16 posted on
09/01/2007 3:49:03 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: llevrok; All
when i was a child (5 decades ago), the USCG had a "mule patrol" of certain beaches in my home state (and perhaps in other areas).
a "certain Molly mule" was struck a total of FIVE (5) times by lightening, while being ridden by "coasties". ALL the riders were killed or suffered "life threatening" injury.
the mule escaped harm (dying years later of old age, according to Frank X. Tolbert), which should tell you a lot about the strong constitution of mules. certainly this particular mule was TOUGHER than the coast-guardsmen.
free dixie,sw
20 posted on
09/01/2007 9:04:46 AM PDT by
stand watie
("Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God." - T. Jefferson, 1804)
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