"Polar Ice Cap Will Be Gone in 23 Years With Catastrophic Results"

Fox News | 10/12/07

[pabianice]

Al Gore just on Fox. We have a "global emergency" and Gore is dedicating himself to saving the world.

You couldn't make this stuff up.

[dfwgator]

WE'RE DOOMED!

[MoMagic]

“Women and minorities affected most - film at 11”

[A CA Guy]

A pole-ish joke no doubt!

[RockinRight]

Al...go stand at the north pole to block the sunlight.

Stay there.

Problem solved.

[pillut48]

You couldn't make this stuff up. But obviously algoracle can! :-) And get rewarded for it! Bwhahahaha! What a joke. My eyes are watering!!

[Williams]

I assume Al means the SUMMER polar ice, I believe it freezes quite solid in the Winter.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Get the net. It’s loose again.

[sjf1951]

If the demoncrats would just shut up, the hot air emissions would all but disappear.

[Red Badger]

23 Years? Hmmmm......I hope my Social Security holds out.............

[AU72]

Santa Claus will drown!

[Badeye]

I liked him better as Taliban Al Gore....

[fieldmarshaldj]

Manbearpig has spoken.

[weegee]

Al can go to the South Pole and stick it where the Sun doesn’t shine.

[weegee]

Hillary is going to take things from you for the greater good.

[dfwgator]

[Slapshot68]

I think he means HIS polar ice cap. I think it’s a reference to his bald spot.

[DirtyPigpen]

Santa is too fat to drown. The elves may have a problem tho.

[Maceman]

I don’t suppose they asked him about the British judge’s ruling on the nine inaccuracies in his movie.

[Young Werther]

Given all the recalls for lead tainted products from China I wish someone would ask His Goriness if he has tended to the lead pollution from his lead mine.

[meowmeow]

So Al, if you fill a glass with ice cubes and water, when the ice cubes melt, does the glass overflow?

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

I love journalism major’s delving into science. It’s cheap comedy.

[Grimmy]

In CA, I believe this is refered to as a 51/50. A danger to himself and others.

This would be funny if the underlying goal wasn’t all about the destruction of the economic and industrial capacity of the US.

This will get less and less funny as the idiots in our federal and state legislations start heaping on AGW taxes and spewing out endless streams of AGW legislation designed specifically to destroy our ability to sustain ourselves as an independent nation.

State sponsored indoctrination of our children through the schools on this issue has already been seeded. That idiot’s movie is mandatory viewing in many classes.

[SoKatt]

*snicker*

[daviscupper]

Oh no, where will the polar bears go?

Judging from his gravitas my guess would be Al Gore already ate all the polar bears!

[Hacklehead]

So can we slap a 23 year probation on that Nobel? If the ice caps are substantially intact at that time, the prize gets revoked.

[Red Badger]

We have the richest poor people on earth..............

[Reaganesque]

So, when is the beatification ceremony? Or will Al Gore just ascend into Heaven to be with the rest of the Pagan gods?

[smonk]

[A CA Guy]

Actually, anything on ground that slips into ocean could evaporate or make the ocean rise I guess.
I don’t know if this 23 year doomsday prediction of Al’s though.

[A CA Guy]

Actually, anything on ground that slips into ocean could evaporate or make the ocean rise I guess.
I don’t know if this 23 year doomsday prediction of Al’s though.

[jerri]

Al...go stand at the north pole to block the sunlight.

Stay there.

Problem solved.

That and he should quit blowing all that hot air around.

[BigFinn]

One iceburg away from greatness...

[Holicheese]

Is that nitwit in the yacht still caught in the ice? If so, he can just wait a decade or two and he will be fine. No need for russian ice breakers or nuclear subs to rescue him.
maybe a solar powered aircraft can drop so Devil Dogs and Yoo-Hoo to him every few weeks!

[Names Ash Housewares]

He had better insulate himself VERY well as most cult leaders do.

We know he will not debate the issue at all.

But if he tries to run for President or inadvertantly puts himself in any situation where his doomsaying can be rationally challenged, he will suffer for it.

The man is drunk on his own success. But it is a false success because it is based on incredibly exaggerations, falsehoods, and awards from liberal agenda driven organizaions that have little serious criteria.

If he wants to bring this more to the fore front, bring it on, there is much to discuss, Mr. Gore, but I know you are a coward to debate it with professionals.

Facts and science WILL prevail in time, it already has started.

[Holicheese]

he has a zinc mine. But his destruction of nature is permitted because...HE CARES!

[lmailbvmbipfwedu]

Any one want to buy ocean front property in Indiana, 800 above sea level?

[piytar]

“Women and minorities affected most - film at 11”

You forgot: GW Bush's Fault...

[dvan]

Better check out the land values up there now. We just need to know if the area will be tropical or semi-tropical.

Can you imagine how much area will be available for growing crops? As well as developing oil reserves?

[Night Hides Not]

Which one? I assume he's talking about the North Pole, because the ice is getting thicker on the South Pole.

Since we're moving into our winter months, I expect we'll see some melting of Antarctic ice due to the longer days down South.

See what happens when you spend the night in a "Holiday Inn Express?"

Actually, I fell asleep in my recliner, but I thought it was a good line.

[GoShow]

Well this is horrible - will Gore give up is Mansions
and Private Jets now?

[Lancey Howard]

[YOUGOTIT]

GREAT NEWS!!!! This means that the left-wing New Yorkers will stay there and not further infest my country.

[fschmieg]

Whice pole?? The Antarctic ice sheet is growing.

[gimme1ibertee]

Not a good idea,given the volume of hot air he generates.

[massgopguy]

Don’t test Algore with Boyle’s Law. Next thing you’ll be asking him is why is the Sun yellow.

[RexBeach]

Ah, but will Al Gore be gone in 23 years?

THAT is the question.

PS: What a magnificent putz!

[dalereed]

23 years is too long to wait!

That would mean that I have to wait until i’m 93 before I can take a cruise ship through the northwest passage.

[Moby Grape]

Does anyone else on this thread recall when Ted Danson appeared before a democrat controlled committee of Congress and said that the “oceans will be dead in 10 years”?

Of course this idiot with equal I.Q. of Al Gore, made this goofy prediction about 25 years ago.

[VOA]

"Polar Ice Cap Will Be Gone in 23 Years With Catastrophic Results"

Here's wishing good health and a long life to Al Gore Jr. and myself.

Because if the polar ice cap is gone by 2030, I'll send Al a "you
were right" note.

And if it's still subtantially intact...I'll be TEMPTED to send him
a box of male bovine excrement with a note:
"I just thought you'd want to get back some of the stuff you were
shipping in 2007!"