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Cow falls 200 feet onto van; Michigan couple escape injury
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Posted on 11/06/2007 9:17:38 AM PST by SmoothTalker

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To: sit-rep

I see you’re already here! LOL!


21 posted on 11/06/2007 9:24:46 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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To: SmoothTalker

Must have been fun explaining that one to the insurance company.


22 posted on 11/06/2007 9:27:01 AM PST by Steelerfan
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To: SmoothTalker

I’d have thought that it would have been the Jersey Turnpike.


23 posted on 11/06/2007 9:27:04 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: ARE SOLE

You come up with that 3 mins after the article is posted. Scarey.


24 posted on 11/06/2007 9:27:18 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: SmoothTalker
Falling cows?
25 posted on 11/06/2007 9:28:02 AM PST by wastedyears (One Marine vs. 550 consultants. Sounds like good odds to me.)
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To: SmoothTalker

It’s worth it to have a great story to tell at parties the rest of your life.


26 posted on 11/06/2007 9:28:48 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: PurpleMan

In an associated story; The dish ran away with a spoon.


27 posted on 11/06/2007 9:29:03 AM PST by dblshot
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To: SmoothTalker

“The cow, about year old, belonged to a breeder in the area who had earlier reported the animal missing, Baker said. The animal was euthanized at the scene.”

600lb heifer from 200 feet. I’d like to see the hood of that minivan. Usually minivans don’t have much of a hood, and I’d guess there was even less after that collision. Also, the heifer had to be euthanized?????????? That is one tough animal


28 posted on 11/06/2007 9:30:25 AM PST by bereanway (Hunter in '08)
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To: geopyg

the cow Al Gored itself


29 posted on 11/06/2007 9:31:05 AM PST by ari-freedom (I am for traditional moral values, a strong national defense, and free markets.)
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To: wastedyears

Quote:
Melissa [on cell phone]: “I’ve got to go, Julia. We’ve got cows!”


30 posted on 11/06/2007 9:31:20 AM PST by PurpleMan
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To: SmoothTalker

manCOWpig alert?


31 posted on 11/06/2007 9:31:45 AM PST by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: dblshot

“That’s the last time we invite the Cows in for a drink.” - The Far Side by Gary Larsen


32 posted on 11/06/2007 9:32:03 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: SmoothTalker
Just another argument against genetically engineering lemming genes into cows.
33 posted on 11/06/2007 9:32:30 AM PST by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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34 posted on 11/06/2007 9:33:00 AM PST by rightinthemiddle (Without the Media, the Left and Islamofacists are Nothing.)
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To: SmoothTalker

An udder cowtastrophe avoided.


35 posted on 11/06/2007 9:33:05 AM PST by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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To: SmoothTalker

This story reminds me of one of my favorite comedies:

Rat Race!


36 posted on 11/06/2007 9:33:33 AM PST by proudpapa (Thompson and/or Hunter.)
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To: Moonman62

LOL....exactly what I was thinking.


37 posted on 11/06/2007 9:34:28 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: SmoothTalker

They don’t need comedy writers in Hollywood. All they have to do is come to FreeRepublic and read threads like this to get a bellyful of laughs. Some of the best joke writing I’ve seen.


38 posted on 11/06/2007 9:34:48 AM PST by murron
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To: SmoothTalker

Anyone for roadkill sirloin?


39 posted on 11/06/2007 9:38:14 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more Rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: CT-Freeper
It's all God's fault!! If they hadn't been forced to go to church, this wouldn't have happened!

Repent! Or I shall smiteth thee with an bovine!

/sarcastic liberal mode off

< sarcastic conservative mode on>
That's just God's way of tellin' you that you went to the wrong church and yer goin' to Hell! < /sarcasm>

40 posted on 11/06/2007 9:39:18 AM PST by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
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