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Man Calls 911 To Demand Beer Delivery
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| 11/07/07
Posted on 11/12/2007 4:03:44 PM PST by Libloather
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To: Libloather
Say, this could be a market niche for an entrepreneur.
"Welcome to Suds Delivered.
For Millers, press 1.
For Budweiser, press 2.
For Coronas, press 3.
Or to speak with our next available Suds Representative, press zero."
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:27:35 PM PST
by
Hornitos
To: posterchild
A girl I briefly dated called 911, to inquire about her girlfriend who was just arrested for public intox. She used *71 before calling 911 FROM HER CELL PHONE...or whatever the code is to block caller ID, I forget what the code is.
I laughed and laughed over that. She was drunk too, btw.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I don’t have that problem. I make my own beer. My basement is full of it.
To: Libloather
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
like getting dumped by a hot girl.
Please clarify. In the hypothetical break up, is there beer in the fridge?
lol
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:31:56 PM PST
by
mysterio
To: mamelukesabre; quantim; spinestein; 5Madman2; DTogo; Horatio Gates; Ribeye; decal; B Knotts; ...
This guy is the poster child for why you should
Brew your own
Pinging the Homebrewers
On or off the low volume Ping List let me know.
Cheers,
knewshound
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:35:04 PM PST
by
knews_hound
(In order to not be banned, I no longer discuss Politics here.)
To: Libloather; monkapotamus
‘Looter Guy’ is needed over here! :)
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:36:56 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: knews_hound
KEWL!
I need a big boiling pot like that! How much does an old beer keg cost anyway? Are they stainless or alumninum?
To: mamelukesabre
I don’t have that problem. I make my own beer. My basement is full of it. Party at mamelukesabre's house!
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:43:31 PM PST
by
highimpact
(Abortion - [n]: human sacrifice at the altar of convenience.)
To: Libloather
This sounds just like my sister’s, stupid beyond belief, boyfriend. But he lives in CA, so it couldn’t be him.
To: highimpact
Not so fast.
I intentionally make the kind that not too many people like...extra dark dark black stout with very high alcohol content. It tastes a little like jagermeister.
Otherwise, I’d be running out all the time.
To: humblegunner; Eaker; Tijeras_Slim; sit-rep; Larry Lucido
Ok .....fess up..... who did it ?
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:47:48 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Libloather
Beer-board him to get to the truth.
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:50:02 PM PST
by
shove_it
(and have a nice day)
To: posterchild; Slings and Arrows; Jet Jaguar
Alcohol was involved. Mr. Cohol sure gets around. Al seems to be involved in lots of things.
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:50:42 PM PST
by
Gondring
(I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
To: mamelukesabre
Like Jagermeister? Do you freeze it? I like Jagermeister when I’m out on the boat on a hot day, but when I’m watching football I prefer Guinness. I think we’d get along just fine!
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:51:16 PM PST
by
highimpact
(Abortion - [n]: human sacrifice at the altar of convenience.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Miss Diana......ask and ye shall receive:
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:51:25 PM PST
by
Lizavetta
( Politicians: When they're speaking, they're lying - when they're not speaking, they're stealing.)
To: Hornitos
...you left out press #1 for ENGLISH
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:51:26 PM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Libloather
should have called this guy.
To: Lizavetta
LOL! Haven’t seen that one yet. Thanks! :)
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posted on
11/12/2007 4:52:21 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Lizavetta
did you technically beat me? different picture.
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