Posted on 12/14/2007 7:50:47 AM PST by SmithL
Just random delicious deeply cool things I've come across that make a statement or warm your blood or taste unreal or that serve some sort of sexy subversive purpose, all to thwart the Bush and the bleak and the dour. Because the world already has enough swell plastic bird-feeders and cheap-ass iPod cases and lavender hand-milled soap. Right? Right.
Start with a teddy bear named Muhammad. Yes, even right-wing dittoheads probably think this rather obvious gimmick is funny, in a let's-hate-the-icky-Muslims, Christianity-rules sort of way. But there's actually some subversive poetry to this cuddly hunk of fluffy blasphemy, a decent enough slap at organized religion as a whole, especially if you combine it with, say, the God's Immaculate Rod dildo from divine-interventions.com and a copy of "God is Not Great" while mixing your next cocktail with Christian bottled water (yes, it's real) and/or Kabbalah bottled water, . . .
Hey, blasphemy is the new black.
Of course, you could merely skip the gimmick and buy everyone you know a "Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex" T-shirt from tshirthell.com, but that might be a bit excessive. Besides, everyone knows God is omnisexual.
The Backwards Bush countdown clock.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
You've been warned!
And you really don’t want a Morfordite fruit basket!
Isn’t it nice that the Chronicle hires mental patients while they’re still in the early stages of rehab? How progressive!
But they were marked down 90% in the post-Hallowe'en clearance!
Darn, I was going to send Obama to Morford, but that idea is ruined.
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