World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries

FoxNews.com ^ | 12/19/07 | FoxNews.com

[TFFKAMM]

Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT.

At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace.

[Retired Greyhound]

ok, i can probably arrange that.

[Defiant]

Will they provide assistance?

[Pistolshot]

I better get some practice in first.

[avacado]

"It was good for me babe... was it good for you?"

[DungeonMaster]

One day isn’t enough.

[Cicero]

They used to say “Make love, not war,” but this isn’t my definition of love.

Maybe it’s the best moonbats can do.

[NVDave]

Where’s Cartman when we need him?

[Bringbackthedraft]

I guess I can make up a carboard sign and stand in front of WalMart? Who knows I might get lucky.

[King of Florida]

Uh, that’s 1:08 p.m. where I am. Even if I could get my wife to visit my office, it would be reckless and irresponsible of me to just sweep all of the stuff off my desk onto the floor.

[JillValentine]

Free vibrators.

[SolidWood]

winter solstice

WTH is that!? Oh I think I know already...

[what_not2007]

This Friday?

Oops! I thought it was last Monday...

and last Tuesday...

and, come to think of it, last night, too.

[JillValentine]

Why not just do it on the floor?

[mainerforglobalwarming]

If a women fakes her orgasm, does that count?

[JamesP81]

Well, my complete inability to find female companionship kind of precludes this for me. But even if it didn’t...my boss might not appreciate the noise.

[day10]

Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road

[subterfuge]

does this have to happen with someone else in the room?

[what_not2007]

Why am I not surprised to see you on this thread.

[day10]

How could I resist?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Can we go back to making war on war-torn countries after we’re done?

[what_not2007]

you know it will make you go blind, don’t you?

[day10]

What’s that again? I can barely see the screen......

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I, for one, think it should be celebrated every day.

[what_not2007]

you are so bad.

[day10]

For old time's sake:

[goldstategop]

Free Love For Peace! I don't think it works with sex-repressed Islamofascists.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[King of Florida]

Rug burns!

[what_not2007]

yes, indeed!

[wastedyears]

I don’t think you’d want their assistance.

[Defiant]

You mean I don’t get to choose?

[wastedyears]

It’s probably hippies

The old, smelly type.

[Slings and Arrows]

Free Love For Peace! I don't think it works with sex-repressed Islamofascists.

Depends whether the goats are in the mood.

[dfwgator]

[unspun]

Please — no pictures.

[Smokin' Joe]

Is this just the usual crowd of wankers, or is this something special?

[Coleus]

http://www.worldorgasmday.com/

[Coleus]

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

[Coleus]

http://www.baringwitness.org/