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1 posted on 01/09/2008 8:51:28 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Moral irony?


2 posted on 01/09/2008 8:52:35 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks (©®™)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I saw this last year, I think the guy is an over the road trucker and the original story was in Italy.


3 posted on 01/09/2008 8:53:41 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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Who had the right to be more ticked off?


4 posted on 01/09/2008 8:55:30 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Typical man, go to a brothel but his wife can’t.


5 posted on 01/09/2008 8:55:45 AM PST by tlb
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Getting Caught In The Rain

Remember the "Pina Colada Song"? Rupert Holmes' ditty to coincidental infidelity has improbably survived the 70's to appear in movies such as Shrek, even more improbably. In Poland, the song got a little off-key -- and off-color:

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."

It didn't turn out quite like Rupert sang back in the day. Instead of sipping drinks in the dunes of the cape, the pair will instead plan their escape in family court after a 14-year marriage.

Somewhere in here, a political analogy awaits. It might be that voters who want pork shouldn't be surprised when their representatives turn out to be whores, or perhaps that people get what they deserve when they don't vet their candidates properly. Right now, it's a nice break from the primaries!


6 posted on 01/09/2008 8:56:59 AM PST by jdm (A Hunter Thompson ticket would be suicide.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; Froufrou

Sounds like the start of a bad joke - “A polish guy walks into a brothel...”


7 posted on 01/09/2008 8:57:05 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Although most dead people vote democrat, aborted babies, if given the choice, would vote Republican.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
The sad part really is, she was proably "better" at the brothel than at home

Stosh will be a return customer after the divorce. :-)

9 posted on 01/09/2008 9:04:27 AM PST by llevrok (Mrs Clinton - please call 1-800-lle-vrok for campaign advice. I want to help! Trust me.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Polocks is Polocks and Rednecks is Rednecks. As long as they exist the world oldest profession will relieve them of their cash. As you see it is a system that supports itself!


13 posted on 01/09/2008 10:41:27 AM PST by JUMPIN JEHOSPOHAT ("I am not young enough to know everything" - Oscar Wilde / "It;s the same when yer too old!" - JJ)
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Would’ve made a great Rodney Dangerfield joke!


14 posted on 01/09/2008 10:58:23 AM PST by polymuser (Happy New Year)
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23 posted on 01/04/2009 5:31:10 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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