Posted on 01/09/2008 8:51:26 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
Moral irony?
I saw this last year, I think the guy is an over the road trucker and the original story was in Italy.
Who had the right to be more ticked off?
Typical man, go to a brothel but his wife can’t.
Remember the "Pina Colada Song"? Rupert Holmes' ditty to coincidental infidelity has improbably survived the 70's to appear in movies such as Shrek, even more improbably. In Poland, the song got a little off-key -- and off-color:
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
It didn't turn out quite like Rupert sang back in the day. Instead of sipping drinks in the dunes of the cape, the pair will instead plan their escape in family court after a 14-year marriage.
Somewhere in here, a political analogy awaits. It might be that voters who want pork shouldn't be surprised when their representatives turn out to be whores, or perhaps that people get what they deserve when they don't vet their candidates properly. Right now, it's a nice break from the primaries!
Sounds like the start of a bad joke - “A polish guy walks into a brothel...”
Stosh will be a return customer after the divorce. :-)
Of course the punchline might include something about an appendectomy not healing so she earned alittle money on the side!
Only in your version, would either of them know what they’re doing there?
;o) You’re so baaaaaa-—d!
OR,
it could be she was getting better at the brothel than at home ;)
Polocks is Polocks and Rednecks is Rednecks. As long as they exist the world oldest profession will relieve them of their cash. As you see it is a system that supports itself!
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Would’ve made a great Rodney Dangerfield joke!
Your womanly intuition in these mathematical matters is always spot on, dear
At home, she gets 6" a night.
At "work" she gets as many times 6 as she wants!
Probably better than 6 too!
With that exclamation point of yours, I thought you typed six inch tool. If the hubby is Polish, it was probably "metric" and a 6mm tool.
What’s the emoticon for slapping someone silly??
Why does this sound like something one would have heard in the Clinton White House?
My weakness.
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