RE: “Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to force you into transvestism, then skin or dismember you, then drown you.”
But all sacrificial lambs in every culture are sold the sizzle, not the frying pan. I imagine the follow-up to be something like:
“Then you’ll go to Chac heaven and live forever with 72 virgins we’ve either missed or elected not to deflower.”
Lamb: “Praise Chac from whom all blessings flow”
:’)
“Lamb: “Praise Chac from whom all blessings flow””
The problem with your use of Christian phraseology here is that Christianity explicitly rejects not only human, but animal and even botanical sacrifice.
I’m sure you wouldn’t like to imply anything about Christianity that wasn’t strictly true.