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Posted on 02/03/2008 12:53:35 PM PST by Professional Engineer
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To: Samwise; alfa6; SAMWolf; snippy_about_it; Peanut Gallery; Wneighbor
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posted on
02/03/2008 12:55:19 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(www.pinupsforvets.com --- In other news, K7UGA, what a dude.)
To: Professional Engineer
Or if you’ve ever landed on a runway that was waaaay wider than it was long.
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posted on
02/03/2008 1:14:45 PM PST
by
newheart
(The Truth? You can't handle the Truth. But He can handle you.)
To: Professional Engineer
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posted on
02/03/2008 1:27:57 PM PST
by
Christian4Bush
(Commit to battling liberals until hell freezes over. After that, fight them on ice.)
To: Professional Engineer
When I was young I worked as a pilot. Dad would cut the wood and I would pilot.
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posted on
02/03/2008 1:40:03 PM PST
by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
To: org.whodat
To: FredHead47
Ping...
With love from Tennessee.........
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posted on
02/03/2008 2:45:17 PM PST
by
dfwddr
To: Professional Engineer
"...just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Now...I don't care who you are...Thats Funny!
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posted on
02/03/2008 3:31:42 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: Professional Engineer
SR-71 to ATC:
Pilot: XX center, YY is requesting FL600.
ATC: Ok YY, it's clear. Climb and maintain FL600, if you can.
Pilot: Roger, descending to FL600.
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posted on
02/03/2008 3:48:03 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: Professional Engineer
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posted on
02/03/2008 4:03:54 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Tainan
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posted on
02/03/2008 4:06:55 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(www.pinupsforvets.com --- In other news, K7UGA, what a dude.)
To: Daffynition
LOL
Dig the porch light at the wing root.
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posted on
02/03/2008 4:08:48 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(www.pinupsforvets.com --- In other news, K7UGA, what a dude.)
To: Professional Engineer
Or this one......The pilot says....”THAT was the SHORTEST Runway I’ve EVER seen!”....and the co-pilot says, “But look how WIDE it is”!
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posted on
02/03/2008 4:09:21 PM PST
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: newheart
Sorry, I didn’t read yours first.
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posted on
02/03/2008 4:09:44 PM PST
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/03/2008 4:15:14 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(www.pinupsforvets.com --- In other news, K7UGA, what a dude.)
To: Professional Engineer
Very cool ... and you can have it rotate. My, my ... I’d like to see what P&Z would say about a construction project like this in my quintessential NE village. I doubt it would fly. ;-D
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posted on
02/03/2008 5:10:23 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Daffynition; Peanut Gallery
Just think what the yacht club set would do if you eased up to the pier in the
Cosmic Muffin.
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posted on
02/03/2008 7:29:15 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(www.pinupsforvets.com --- In other news, K7UGA, what a dude.)
To: Ann Archy
Great minds, I suppose. :-)
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:06:44 PM PST
by
newheart
(The Truth? You can't handle the Truth. But He can handle you.)
To: Professional Engineer
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posted on
02/04/2008 2:43:38 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Professional Engineer
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posted on
02/04/2008 6:04:02 AM PST
by
Samwise
("I have a zero tolerance policy for stupidity.")
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