[highimpact]

Why would he admit himself to the hospital for abdominal pain? I would think having a nail forced into my Clinton by a gang of thieves would be enough to get me to the ER.

[devane617]

I think I understand why he could not speak..OUCH!

[devane617]

I think I understand why he could not speak..OUCH!

[Larry Lucido]

I guess it could have been worse. Could have been a fusilli Jerry.

[Christian4Bush]

I guess this gives new meaning to the phrase, “He really nailed it...”

[martin_fierro]

Mangled Genitals Ping

[LibFreeOrDie]

On a related theme, a video clip from “Scrubs”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw1BUGRwRv0

[GOP_Raider]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals

Can I tell the joke I want to here without getting banned?

[csvset]

the nail lodged in his urethra

Good Lord! Not the urethra!

[ApplegateRanch]

Lengthwise or sideways?

Must have been any which way but loose.

Never go up the down staircase.

On a fear day, you can scream forever.

Did he point, and cry, since he had a mouth, but couldn’t speak?

Maybe he just misunderstood the concept of ‘French tickler”.

[Once had a guy come into our SoCal ER, then go to surgery to repair damage, then come to my floor for treatment of sepsis caused by infections of his 'home made French tickler". He didn't think it was so funny when he had to catheteriszed a few times. His Clinton was never the same, afterwards]

{We had another guy come in for removal of a ~3" stub of a #2 pencil that he managed to break off inside his urethra.}

Thanks for the Pings, Slings! If you didn't already have the list, somebody would have to invent it.

[Grizzled Bear]

Welcome to a “WTFIIWBP.”

[MaxMax]

What about the light bulb in his rectum and the porn mags?