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To: highimpact; Slings and Arrows
Lengthwise or sideways?

Must have been any which way but loose.

Never go up the down staircase.

On a fear day, you can scream forever.

Did he point, and cry, since he had a mouth, but couldn’t speak?

Maybe he just misunderstood the concept of ‘French tickler”.

[Once had a guy come into our SoCal ER, then go to surgery to repair damage, then come to my floor for treatment of sepsis caused by infections of his 'home made French tickler". He didn't think it was so funny when he had to catheteriszed a few times. His Clinton was never the same, afterwards]

{We had another guy come in for removal of a ~3" stub of a #2 pencil that he managed to break off inside his urethra.}

Thanks for the Pings, Slings! If you didn't already have the list, somebody would have to invent it.

55 posted on 02/14/2008 11:07:24 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
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To: ApplegateRanch
Thanks for the Pings, Slings! If you didn't already have the list, somebody would have to invent it.

At one time I didn't exist, and it was necessary to invent me.

Oh, and since it's vaguely relevant...

57 posted on 02/14/2008 12:57:28 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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