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As this is a political year, I have ordered in the following to be ready for the coming political debates and mudslinging excess we have come to expect (and dread!)

A. 1 - 55 gallon drum of Preparation H (with pump) for the easing of the pain of the coming taxes and abrasion to my so to be developing hemorrhoids!

B. 1 - LARGE economy sized box of cotton balls to ease the ear pain created by over-indulgent speakers promising that which they have no intent on delivering!

C. 2 - Cases of hotel style crying and wringing towels for dealing with frustration and the need to choke something.

D. 100 assorted 8x10 photos for my dart board to work out my frustrations in a way that I get some small measure of satisfaction.

E. 3 - Grease pencils to draw mustaches and goatees on the speakers on the TV screen

F. 1 - Prayer rug, (seeing as how lefties seem to love Islam better then Christians, I want to be ready if the PC-thought Police stop by.


789 posted on 03/01/2008 4:37:21 PM PST by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

LOL! I am ready to hide now!


790 posted on 03/01/2008 4:47:51 PM PST by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can....)
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To: WayzataJOHNN; Soaring Feather; tomkow6; All

Rack ittttt

Well report off Sunday UK times there is good news about Prince Harry serving in Ahgatrion there some bad news

Bad news first lots in the UK saying maybe Prince Harry shouldn’t serve in the miltary WHAT it is Bush fault that this war started in Agatharion

Come think of it BRITS it was Tailban little buddy Bin Laden that start this crap HELLLO on 911

Also good news is Prince Harry being in Ahgaraion may bring up image of Brit soldiers come back from that war torn country some of them are not being treated by Brit govt maybe that war veterans could get help from Brit govt

Some people are badmouth Brit soldiers coming back from Iraq and Aghatairon like Vietnam war reset


792 posted on 03/01/2008 6:04:10 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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