[Resolute Conservative]

I knew one who named hers shi’thead, live that down. Other “etnic” names always sound like floor wax of some sort.

[Petronski]

Many years ago I heard a black comedian riffing about how all those names sounded like over-the-counter pain pills:

“...and these are the twins, Motrin and Nuprin—TYLENOL! Get down from there this minute!”

[Hot Tabasco]

Other “etnic” names always sound like floor wax of some sort.

"Plaxico" Burress.........his mother actually said it was an African name that meant ........(I forgot what she said).

I always thought she picked it up at Home Depot......