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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
Self | March 10, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

I laughed enough at Leno’s opening shot Monday night on Spitzer
so I can only give you a paraphrase:

“We’ve now found the source of all that global warming...
Eliot Spitzer’s pants!!!”


101 posted on 03/11/2008 8:31:06 AM PDT by VOA
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To: VOA

Lettrman said that Spitzer appeared at his news conference with crime scene tape around his pants! His show will be “must see TV” the rest of this week.


102 posted on 03/11/2008 8:52:16 AM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (Waiting for 2012 to vote for an actual Republican)
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To: PJ-Comix

103 posted on 03/11/2008 9:15:27 AM PDT by E Rocc (Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator.)
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To: pookie18
YOUTUBE SING-ALONG - Love Potion No. 9



104 posted on 03/11/2008 9:24:56 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

At lease your govenor is streight.


105 posted on 03/11/2008 9:46:12 AM PDT by Jersey Gentleman
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To: doug from upland
Thanks, DFU!


106 posted on 03/11/2008 10:27:05 AM PDT by pookie18 (Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's SPITZMAS!!

The Emperor has No Clothes Club"

The Steamroller has NO STEAM

107 posted on 03/11/2008 10:28:12 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey, it could have been worse. He could have been caught tapping his feet in a bathroom stall!


108 posted on 03/11/2008 10:33:50 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Maverick conservative without a political party.)
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To: The_Republican
This guy Spitzer, he is dilligent and thorough! I will give him that much.

And dumb as a box of rocks. Doesn't know enough to use a bag man for all the telephone calls and making the money drop? Based on that alone he isn't qualified to be governor.
109 posted on 03/11/2008 10:41:41 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thank you pastor.

My only excuse for such a haphazard reading of your post is my advanced age and the consequent decrease in the number of little gray cells in my headbone cavity. Don't laugh, it will happen to all of you unless that old hooded guy with the scythe gets you first.

110 posted on 03/11/2008 11:21:10 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster,1823)
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To: PJ-Comix

paraphrasing tammy bruce — good news for spitzer is if he is convicted he can get all the unsafe sex he wants in prison.


111 posted on 03/11/2008 11:23:46 AM PDT by tioga (Beware: conservative with back to the wall. Proceed with extreme caution.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Pure genius!!!!!
112 posted on 03/11/2008 12:11:58 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
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To: Notary Sojac; martin_fierro

Ah, and as the Bard once said-

“Neither a swallower nor a Spitzer be...”


113 posted on 03/11/2008 12:34:01 PM PDT by mikrofon (From the Hamlet of the Bronx)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; NormsRevenge; sig226

Apparently it's not only the space-bound Spitzer that's been "scoping" out the Diamonds of the night...

114 posted on 03/11/2008 12:47:29 PM PDT by mikrofon (Rare Tripod Humour)
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To: Grampa Dave
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"Eliot -- PHONE HO"

115 posted on 03/11/2008 12:58:03 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Thanks. This will be added to my Spritzer collage:

"Eliot -- PHONE HO"

116 posted on 03/11/2008 1:02:10 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
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Eliot Spitzer: Bringing the Passion Back to Albany
117 posted on 03/11/2008 1:57:29 PM PDT by BJClinton (RIP E.G.G.)
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To: PJ-Comix
ELIOT MESS IS "GEORGE FOX"
IN

CLIENT 9
FROM
OUTED SPITZ
THE RISE AND FALL OF THE ROAMIN' EMPEROR

118 posted on 03/11/2008 2:07:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rated VIP)
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To: PJ-Comix; Bender2

"So Eliot, for $4,500 do they spitzer swallow?"

119 posted on 03/11/2008 2:18:46 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("...millions hate what they mistakenly think that the Catholic Church is." ~ Archbishop Fulton Sheen)
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To: pookie18
Eliot's credit card for sale


120 posted on 03/11/2008 2:25:24 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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