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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
Self | March 10, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson

Brilliant as usual.


81 posted on 03/11/2008 5:17:17 AM PDT by GlennBeck08
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To: PJ-Comix
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82 posted on 03/11/2008 5:22:07 AM PDT by johnny7
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To: Roses0508

They (Unum Provident) just helped me out (I was on medical leave for 6 weeks).


83 posted on 03/11/2008 5:37:12 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (Some, though, find his rantics off-Pitting. FR's Charles Henrickson Re: William Rivers Pitt 02-28-08)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Wait till someone puts that to music and sings it and Rush Limbaugh PLAYS IT.

Copyright it!! :-)

84 posted on 03/11/2008 5:52:16 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (The GOP serves a huge cr*p sandwich every 4 years to Conservatives, & sez "shut up!, no choice!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

bravo!


85 posted on 03/11/2008 6:19:38 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (You don't hafta call me Hussein, you can call me Insane............)
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To: Charles Henrickson

We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!


86 posted on 03/11/2008 6:27:48 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Charles Henrickson


87 posted on 03/11/2008 6:30:21 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
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To: Old Sarge

When they asked the Governor why he felt the need to seek high-priced companionship, he said only... “It’s my wife. She’s a Spitzer, not a swallower”.


88 posted on 03/11/2008 6:31:07 AM PDT by Notary Sojac ("John Mc Cain here. I'm not a conservative, but I play one on TV...")
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To: flaglady47

Great. That will be the preamble of the cartoon collage on Spritzer, I’m collecting.


89 posted on 03/11/2008 6:34:34 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
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To: PJ-Comix
YOUTUBE SING-ALONG - Love Potion No. 9


90 posted on 03/11/2008 6:36:59 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe his wife decided she’d rather spitzer than swallow...


91 posted on 03/11/2008 6:49:05 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dying laughing! Send help!

(Seriously, I lost it when I got to “Paging Fitz.”)


92 posted on 03/11/2008 7:19:01 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Elliot suffers from inadequacy and has to pay for it because he has a cocktail weeny.


93 posted on 03/11/2008 7:20:20 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: bannie
All of that money...and all of the time and calculations of many just to let some weenie put it in some used slot-for hire. I'm either too old or too female to get it.

Nah, because I don't get it either. I saw his wife at the press conference and said to my wife, "It's not like his wife weighs 400 pounds, this twit couldn't go home and make love to his wife and pretend she was some smoking hot hooker and save himself severaal grand?"

Looks like "little Eliot" was in charge of his life.

94 posted on 03/11/2008 7:28:04 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I can’t remember the tune to that old song, but your lyrics are inspired. Great job pastor.


95 posted on 03/11/2008 7:33:16 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster,1823)
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To: ResponseAbility

ROTFL!


96 posted on 03/11/2008 7:42:38 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: epow
I can’t remember the tune to that old song

Click the link for the tune I put there under the title and you'll hear it.

97 posted on 03/11/2008 7:54:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Eliot, you've been a dirty, nasty, naughty boy."

98 posted on 03/11/2008 7:56:17 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon

** golf clap **


99 posted on 03/11/2008 8:01:00 AM PDT by martin_fierro (no pun intended)
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To: PJ-Comix

100 posted on 03/11/2008 8:22:47 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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