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Sheriff: Kansas woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years; didn't want to leave bathroom
AP ^ | 3-12-08 | Associated Press

Posted on 03/12/2008 12:22:06 PM PDT by Anti-Hillary

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bowelmovement; diapers; disgusting; eww; fromhell; gross; itsamiracle; kansas; nasty; pee; poop; toilet; unnghh; urine
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There has got to be mental illness invloved here...
1 posted on 03/12/2008 12:22:06 PM PDT by Anti-Hillary
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To: Anti-Hillary

Hillary will go through the same thing after Obama wins the nomination


2 posted on 03/12/2008 12:23:30 PM PDT by cmsgop ( Spitzer .."Yes I Can" !!!!!!)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Must’ve been feeding her Taco Bell.


3 posted on 03/12/2008 12:23:38 PM PDT by Hazwaste (Vote! Vote for the conservative local, state, and national candidates of your choice, but VOTE!)
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To: Anti-Hillary

“I’ve got you under my skin....”


4 posted on 03/12/2008 12:23:45 PM PDT by RexBeach ("Americans never quit." Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Anti-Hillary

No pictures, please


5 posted on 03/12/2008 12:23:47 PM PDT by Magnum44 (Terrorism is a disease, precise application of superior force is the ONLY cure)
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To: Anti-Hillary

TTIPAWP!

This thread is perfectly adequate without pictures.


6 posted on 03/12/2008 12:25:06 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (We've checked, and all your zeroes are OK. We're still working on your ones.)
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To: cmsgop
Cleetus does exist!
7 posted on 03/12/2008 12:25:07 PM PDT by JimC214
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To: Anti-Hillary

A little potty humor?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1984428/posts


8 posted on 03/12/2008 12:25:14 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Anti-Hillary

What the hell?!?!?


9 posted on 03/12/2008 12:25:40 PM PDT by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: Magnum44

Have a seat!


10 posted on 03/12/2008 12:25:52 PM PDT by billorites (Freepo ergo sum)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

‘What is Wrong with Kansas?’


11 posted on 03/12/2008 12:26:03 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: Anti-Hillary

Oh dear, what can the matter be?


12 posted on 03/12/2008 12:26:22 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle.)
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To: Anti-Hillary

What the heck? My legs go to sleep after about 5 minutes...


13 posted on 03/12/2008 12:26:54 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Froufrou

pingeroo


14 posted on 03/12/2008 12:27:22 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Anti-Hillary

A story like this leaves an impression.


15 posted on 03/12/2008 12:27:30 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Anti-Hillary

She must be a conservsative waiting for the GOP to present a conservative candidate or at least one that can win.


16 posted on 03/12/2008 12:28:32 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Anti-Hillary

I’m thinking that was some serious diarrhea.


17 posted on 03/12/2008 12:28:42 PM PDT by diogenes ghost
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To: Anti-Hillary
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

If they're that stupid they don't need to be in positions of authority.

That said, no responsibility, peace and quiet, food brought to you every day, heck throw in a tv and it wouldn't be bad.

18 posted on 03/12/2008 12:29:01 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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To: Flashman_at_the_charge
"Oh dear, what can the matter be?"


19 posted on 03/12/2008 12:29:30 PM PDT by billorites (Freepo ergo sum)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Ah, the things you learn on FR!


20 posted on 03/12/2008 12:30:57 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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To: Anti-Hillary
The irony of a potty story with a Mr. Whipple as a character...


21 posted on 03/12/2008 12:31:20 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket; RexBeach; Red Badger; MarkMyWord
"Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple "

Isn't that the Charmin guy who was always copping a feel?
22 posted on 03/12/2008 12:32:05 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Anti-Hillary

23 posted on 03/12/2008 12:32:10 PM PDT by avacado
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


24 posted on 03/12/2008 12:32:15 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Froufrou

He was my hero.


25 posted on 03/12/2008 12:34:24 PM PDT by MarkMyWord
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To: Anti-Hillary

Poor thing,
so sad.


26 posted on 03/12/2008 12:35:08 PM PDT by najida (Your advice is like offering a Twinkie to Julia Childs.)
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To: TigersEye; yorkie

Just shaking my head again. I hope they had 2 bathrooms. If they didn’t where did he go???


27 posted on 03/12/2008 12:35:19 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT)
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To: MarkMyWord

Do tell!


28 posted on 03/12/2008 12:35:52 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: mtbopfuyn

Ok, I just can’t help thinking about this. Did the boyfriend have a second bathroom? Did he not ever have anyone over to the house? And if so what did they have to say about it? If not, then that’s really odd. If no one ever came over then the boyfriend might have some more explaining to do. Did he ever change her clothes or has she worn the same ones for two years? Did he bathe her and brush her teeth? Didn’t anyone ever miss her or call asking where she was? Her family or friend? Did she live there or where? Did he pay her rent and bills if she lived elsewhere or what? Before her skin grew into the seat (!) how did she sleep without falling off the pot? Did he ever have another girlfriend or date over in those two years or how did he satisfy his um, cravings? A million questions... Someone ping me when there’s a follow up story!


29 posted on 03/12/2008 12:38:54 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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To: billorites

I wonder where the boyfriend was dropping trou for two years then?


30 posted on 03/12/2008 12:39:21 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle.)
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To: Anti-Hillary
Two years???

TWO YEARS??

Bless her heart...

31 posted on 03/12/2008 12:40:13 PM PDT by Allegra (Posting without being logged on since 2001)
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To: Hegemony Cricket; JRios1968; EveningStar

Thanks for the ping reping...


32 posted on 03/12/2008 12:43:49 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Must have eaten a vindaloo.


33 posted on 03/12/2008 12:44:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: Anti-Hillary

As we say here in the South, “s**t or get off the pot!”


34 posted on 03/12/2008 12:49:36 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Froufrou

Just learned a lot from him about squeezing toilet paper. Came in handy when I dated girls who stuffed their bras.


35 posted on 03/12/2008 12:50:05 PM PDT by MarkMyWord
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To: Flashman_at_the_charge

if she was playing poker, what are the odds of her getting a royal flush ?


36 posted on 03/12/2008 12:50:14 PM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: mtbopfuyn

Probably (I’m just guess here) the boyfriend wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either.

The probably were equally mentally incompetent which is why they probably hooked up in the first place and why so little was done.


37 posted on 03/12/2008 12:51:30 PM PDT by najida (Your advice is like offering a Twinkie to Julia Childs.)
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To: Anti-Hillary

holy crap!


38 posted on 03/12/2008 12:51:56 PM PDT by RDTF (Go AEGIS!)
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To: mtbopfuyn; Slings and Arrows

Good questions.

*shaking head in disbelief*


39 posted on 03/12/2008 12:52:39 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: MarkMyWord

ROTFLMAO! I had a girlfriend who did that and we went to a Teen Canteen dance and she was dancing with her eyes closed and wearing her sleeveless Cher shirt and the paper was billowing out of both sides...I was trying to get her attention but the music was too loud.

I thought I would die laughing. Good times.


40 posted on 03/12/2008 12:53:35 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: All

What a pain in the butt ...


41 posted on 03/12/2008 12:53:54 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: Anti-Hillary

Which goes to show that you’re much brighter than your average LEO.


42 posted on 03/12/2008 12:54:58 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Anti-Hillary
There was a similar story from a few years ago, where an obese woman who couldn't move was 'grafted' to a couch, after remaining on it for 6 YEARS...

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html#

{shudder}
43 posted on 03/12/2008 12:57:39 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: mtbopfuyn

Not to belabor the point, but isn’t the REAL question what the H*LL is wrong with the boyfriend that he ALLOWED this woman to sit on the toilet for even one full day, much less TWO YEARS!!!!!

Maybe the BOYFRIEND has a MENTAL PROBLEM.


44 posted on 03/12/2008 1:03:50 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Anti-Hillary; al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
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45 posted on 03/12/2008 1:03:56 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"óRonald Reagan)
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To: pandoraou812

I’m wondering about the poor ladies personal hygiene. Did she not shampoo her hair or brush her teeth for two years?
Bathing? What about her fingernails and toenails? (Not to mention using the razor.)

It is amazing that she didn’t get blood clots. Some people sit on a long airline flight and end up with DVT.

Very sad story. I would imagine this is why mentally challenged people need someone to check in on them at least once a week.


46 posted on 03/12/2008 1:07:30 PM PDT by yorkie (The FEW. The PROUD. The MARINES. Semper Fi)
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To: Anti-Hillary

WTF ping


47 posted on 03/12/2008 1:12:06 PM PDT by Danae (Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)
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There has got to be mental illness invloved here...

Nah, that's completely normal behavior.
48 posted on 03/12/2008 1:15:28 PM PDT by BJClinton (My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!)
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To: Huntress

Kansas ping


49 posted on 03/12/2008 1:17:23 PM PDT by Mercat (The LORD is my Banner)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Maybe she was constantly logged in to Democrat Underground for two years - wanted to save herself a few thousand trips to the crapper...


50 posted on 03/12/2008 1:25:30 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man
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