Posted on 03/12/2008 12:45:21 PM PDT by BRL
I need some help rewriting this kids chant
Here is my start:
Client, Client number 9.
Engine, Engine number 9
Running down Chicago line.
If the train should jump the track,
do you want your money back?
The person to whom you are pointing when you say "back" answers either "yes" or "no. You will then spell out the answer: "y-e-s spells yes and you are out" or "n-o spells no and you are out".
Is there a purpose for this little exercise in futility?.........
Client, Client number 9
Kristin girl is mighty fine...
Client Client number 9
would you like to 69
Ooops. Zuben screwed up the bait.
Client client # 9
would you like to 69
If someone hears I polished your knob
you might lose your cushy job.
TADA
“Help me finish poem”
Do we have to use caveman talk to do it?
It would be if you had the time.
Client # 9... are you there?....
This is "Client # 1" - Bill Clinton, calling Client # 9?
No answer sir.
Oh... well... let's go visit Ms Flowers :)
Love Client #9
I took my Bribes down to Madame Rue.
You know that Hooker with the gold Tattoo
She’s got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little Hookers to Love Client #9.
I told her that I want to flop with chicks.
I’ve been disgraced since 1996.
She looked at my palm and she knew it was time.
She said what you are is Love Client number 9.
She went down and turned around and spit in the sink.
She said I’m gonna wash up to try to hide the stink.
She smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, Man did it stink!
I didn’t know if it was day or night.
I started %@#&ing everything in sight.
But when I %@#&ed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little secret of Love Client number 9.
INSTRUMENTAL
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, Man did it stink!
I didn’t know if it was day or night.
I started %@#&ing everything in sight.
But when I %@#&ed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little secret of Love Client number 9.
Love Client #9...
Love Client #9...
Love Client #9...
Pauk Shanklin beat’cha’ by about 24 hrs ... today on Rush ...
Client, Client Number 9
Your Chicago political career is in a bind
and your marriage is on the line
If all is derailed, can you get either
or both back?
Y E S spells “Yes” and you’re on a roll
N O spells “No” then you’re out of dough.
Elected from Chicago's slime
If the House should jump the track?
Will stab them in the back?
Y-E-S spells yes and you get off scott free.
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