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'Being voted unsexiest woman alive hurt so much', says Sarah Jessica Parker
This Is London (UK) ^ | 3/19/08 | (not provided)

Posted on 03/19/2008 9:23:18 AM PDT by redstates4ever

As Carrie in 'Sex and the City' she might not always get the right man. And being voted "unsexiest woman alive" was a hard pill to swallow.

But in real life actress Sarah Jessica Parker hasn't gone home totally empty-handed, having raked in an estimated £12.5m since the end of the popular TV series.

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But Parker, 43, has had a hard time dealing with the news that men do not find her as attractive as advertisers do, claiming the result of the Maxim poll was "brutal" and also affected her husband, actor Matthew Broderick.

(Excerpt) Read more at thisislondon.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beardforbroderick; beardformatthew; parker
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1 posted on 03/19/2008 9:23:18 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

I'd have voted for Kelly Osbourne. But that's just me.

2 posted on 03/19/2008 9:23:34 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

With that horse face, she could be a Kerry.


3 posted on 03/19/2008 9:24:42 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Nothing can be made totally foolproof because fools are so darned ingenious.)
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To: redstates4ever

I would hit it.


4 posted on 03/19/2008 9:24:50 AM PDT by The_Republican (Ovaries of the World Unite! Rush, Laura, Ann, Greta - Time for the Ovulation!)
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To: redstates4ever

She had looks in the early days but she shouldn’t despair, she still blessed with all her stupidity.


5 posted on 03/19/2008 9:25:51 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
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To: The_Republican
I would hit it....

with a board?....

6 posted on 03/19/2008 9:26:07 AM PDT by oust the louse (Terrorists are salivating over a Clinton or Obama White House.)
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To: redstates4ever

I’m sure she’s (SJP) nice enough in person, but she’s no beauty by a long shot.


7 posted on 03/19/2008 9:26:24 AM PDT by PeterFinn (I am not voting for McCain. No way, no how.)
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To: redstates4ever

Making 25 million dollars should ease the pain!


8 posted on 03/19/2008 9:27:10 AM PDT by iowamark
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To: redstates4ever

re: that first pic

I didn’t know she was in Lord of the Rings... but there she is, dressed as Legolas with the hair and everything.


9 posted on 03/19/2008 9:28:18 AM PDT by Content Provider
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To: PeterFinn

"Hi! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!"

10 posted on 03/19/2008 9:28:46 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever
Already posted here.
11 posted on 03/19/2008 9:28:50 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: redstates4ever

I always thought her body was her biggest asset. Of course at my age she looks pretty good. At my age I don’t see many ugly women any more.


12 posted on 03/19/2008 9:29:17 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: redstates4ever

Nice horsey!!!


13 posted on 03/19/2008 9:29:29 AM PDT by misterrob (Obama-Does America Need Another Jimmy Carter?)
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To: redstates4ever

I never understood how she got her second job...unless horses watched TV.


14 posted on 03/19/2008 9:30:01 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: redstates4ever
For whatever reason, I think women think she is good looking (maybe because she is thin or maybe because she is famous). Most men find her stunning . . . stunning as in so unattractive they freeze for a moment before they flee or change the channel.
15 posted on 03/19/2008 9:32:44 AM PDT by Greg F (Do you want a guy named Hussein to fix your soul? Michelle Obama thinks you do.)
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To: redstates4ever
Since I am a woman I don't have a real clear picture what makes a woman sexy but I can sure tell when I woman is ugly and SJP is defiantly UGLY.
16 posted on 03/19/2008 9:33:34 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: oust the louse

Nope. Maybe on a board...


17 posted on 03/19/2008 9:33:59 AM PDT by The_Republican (Ovaries of the World Unite! Rush, Laura, Ann, Greta - Time for the Ovulation!)
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To: redstates4ever
also affected her husband, actor Matthew Broderick.

Yikes! Grab his car keys.
18 posted on 03/19/2008 9:41:11 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: redstates4ever

The problem isn’t that she’s hideous. She’s not. She has a good figure and a plain, but not hideous face.

The problem is that she is frequently cast as some kind of hot sex-kitten — and acts like she thinks she is — when she isn’t. That annoys people. The “unsexiest” vote resulted from that annoyance, IMHO.


19 posted on 03/19/2008 9:43:38 AM PDT by lady lawyer
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To: F15Eagle

(laughing) I hadn’t seen that one...great!


21 posted on 03/19/2008 9:49:58 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: redstates4ever
No one will understand this, but I guess the inside of her mouth is all chewed up over this.

Jan. 11, 2001 | If there's anyone out there who's just desperate to know what the inside of Sarah Jessica Parker's mouth is like, it's your lucky day.

The "Sex and the City" star wants the world to know that her inner cheeks are bitten, blistered and bloody, thanks to her nasty habit of chewing on the inside of her own mouth. And try as she might, she can't get herself to stop chomping -- her New Year's resolution to kick the habit bit the dust just 20 minutes into 2001.

"It's born of insecurity and lack of self-esteem and anxiety about the world," Parker tells the World Entertainment News Network. "It's like a minefield in there."

She's pretty bummed that she wasn't able to sink her teeth into the new year with a clear cheek. "I'm very disappointed in my character," she says. "I'm not trying to kick heroin or anything really serious. It seems relatively small."

22 posted on 03/19/2008 9:50:21 AM PDT by smartin (The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.)
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To: redstates4ever

Too funny!


23 posted on 03/19/2008 9:53:57 AM PDT by PeterFinn (I am not voting for McCain. No way, no how.)
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To: lady lawyer

In a way I do kind of feel sorry for her. Voting for the least sexy is a pretty meanspirited thing to do in the first place.


24 posted on 03/19/2008 9:56:22 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
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To: PeterFinn

helen thomas would get my vote, if she qualified as a female.


25 posted on 03/19/2008 9:56:54 AM PDT by phil1750 (Love like you've never been hurt;Dance like nobody's watching;PRAY like it's your last prayer)
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To: Greg F
Women see all the hot men she's dated in her life and think there has to be something there.

Plus, she has an incredible figure.

26 posted on 03/19/2008 10:00:28 AM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: redstates4ever
I thank God every day that some gay guy invented makeup...


27 posted on 03/19/2008 10:01:33 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Rev Wright is the black Fred Phelps)
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To: redstates4ever

SJP is one of those women who are considered beautiful by only other women.

I think she has a good body, though.


29 posted on 03/19/2008 10:02:17 AM PDT by forkinsocket
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To: phil1750

"Did someone call me???"

30 posted on 03/19/2008 10:02:36 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever
Although she's not the prettiest woman alive she's far from being the ugliest,IMO.And as far as “sexy” goes...judging by her looks (which is all I can do...I'm clueless as to her her personality) she's also far from being the “unsexiest”...IMO.
31 posted on 03/19/2008 10:11:57 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Women swooned in Mao's presence too.)
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To: redstates4ever

BWAHHAHAHAA!!! I was gonna post the Peter Griffin quote “She looks like a foot.”


32 posted on 03/19/2008 10:13:26 AM PDT by gundog (John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.)
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To: snarks_when_bored

Ron Jeremy without the moustache.


33 posted on 03/19/2008 10:14:56 AM PDT by gundog (John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.)
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To: redstates4ever

She’s not unattractive. She does need to dress better and smile more. Smiling does wonders for attractiveness.


34 posted on 03/19/2008 10:20:07 AM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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35 posted on 03/19/2008 10:20:23 AM PDT by cdbull23 ("If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back." - Homer on what's good to drink.)
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To: redstates4ever

When did Uncle Fester get a sex-change?


36 posted on 03/19/2008 10:36:20 AM PDT by Sax
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To: cdbull23

LMAO!!!


37 posted on 03/19/2008 11:12:11 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: Content Provider
I didn’t know she was in Lord of the Rings... but there she is, dressed as Legolas with the hair and everything.

Legolas has a much prettier face. ;)

38 posted on 03/19/2008 11:15:18 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

You would appreciate this...

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=645


39 posted on 03/19/2008 11:17:44 AM PDT by Content Provider
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To: redstates4ever

SJP has been with the same guy for what...ten, fifteen years? The TRULY unsexy women are the Paris Hiltons of the world. She’s as skanky as it gets, and there’s nothing sexy about being a total skank.


40 posted on 03/19/2008 11:20:13 AM PDT by grellis (If the democrats want a re-vote, let THEM pay for it!!!)
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To: Content Provider

Ha! I knew it! ;)


41 posted on 03/19/2008 11:21:29 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Separated at birth???

42 posted on 03/19/2008 11:24:09 AM PDT by Content Provider
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To: redstates4ever

Sarah’s problem is that she has wanted to be fashion cover beautiful too much, and put herself out there in places where she would be compared to the most beautiful women in the world.

I’m sure she is nice and talented and all, and she’s tiny thin, but she does not have a classic pretty face by any means. However, she is constantly made up and dressed “as if she is.” So is every other well-bred woman in the world, and no one is going to vote your Aunt Judith the most unsexy woman. She’s just living her life quietly.

But Miss Parker is putting her normal unpretty face on GIANT ads for perfumes called things like Beautiful. She has set herself up for this. I have no sympathy.


43 posted on 03/19/2008 11:29:50 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: F15Eagle

Oh GOD!!!!!! My Eyes! My Eyes!!!!!!!!!! Put a warning label on that next time!


44 posted on 03/19/2008 11:47:43 AM PDT by shredderman (Living in a Blue State, with a Blue Wife, But I'm Red to the bone.....)
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To: grellis
Nothing sexy about THIS? Well....


45 posted on 03/19/2008 11:47:52 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

Whoever voted her “unsexy” has a real problem.


46 posted on 03/19/2008 12:06:21 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: redstates4ever
Is that a cheeseburger?

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

47 posted on 03/19/2008 12:08:47 PM PDT by expatguy ("An American Expat in Southeast Asia" - New & Improved - Now with Search)
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"Is that a cheeseburger?" It's a Carls Jr burger, with everything on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P82hABWq1To


49 posted on 03/19/2008 12:27:55 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


50 posted on 03/19/2008 2:36:20 PM PDT by windcliff
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