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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^ | 3-28-08

Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax

Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: perverts; picnic; sex
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1 posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:04 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

There must have been a sliver of hope that the table would love him back but alas it wood knot.


2 posted on 03/28/2008 3:10:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
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To: kingattax
Its the next grossest thing to having sex with a bicycle.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

3 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:02 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: kingattax

http://search.live.com/images/results.aspx?q=%22picnic+table%22&mkt=en-us&scope=&FORM=LIVSOP


4 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:24 PM PDT by fishtank (Fenced BORDERS, English LANGUAGE, Patriotic CULTURE: A good plan.)
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To: kingattax

Before long they’ll be fighting for his right to marry the table.


5 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:36 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When you choose the lesser of two evils, you still have evil.)
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To: kingattax

His friends are all laughing at him becuase he picked the ugliest table in the park.


6 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:41 PM PDT by joebuck (Finitum non capax infinitum!)
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To: kingattax

Stay away from the potato salad.


7 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:45 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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To: kingattax

What are those holes?

They’re knotholes.

Well then, if they’re not holes, what are they?

Knotholes.


8 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:57 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great...(until it happens to YOU).)
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To: kingattax

Pictures of the picnic table?


9 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:07 PM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: kingattax
I just don't think you can "have sex" with a pinic table...
Hopefully there were splinters involved.
10 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:15 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (101st Airborne Army Dad)
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To: kingattax; Responsibility2nd; MarkMyWord; EveningStar; jdm

You wood know he’d be caught, too.


11 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:28 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: kingattax

I remember once, in band camp....


12 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:43 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: cripplecreek

THAT was a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:45 PM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than any of us will ever fully realize.)
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To: cripplecreek

Nice puns, but it was a metal table.

The world is stranger than fiction.


14 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:16 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: kingattax

Since when is it a crime to have sex with a consenting picnic table?


15 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:27 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: kingattax
He may face some minor legal difficulties over this, but he'll come out way ahead after considering the alternative.

Dating women, marriage, child support, alimony, kids thru college,..........

I'll take the table any day.

16 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:29 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: kingattax

“Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.”

I’m sure the picnic table fought back hard.


17 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:58 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: fishtank

Porn?


18 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:08 PM PDT by OSHA (<---Typical white person.)
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To: goldstategop

No...there’s that British mechanic who dresses in lingerie and has sex with the tailpipes of SUVs.


19 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:26 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: Migraine

Chair wants the floor! No, I table the motion!

(No one of normal tendencies can possibly make this stuff up!)


20 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:32 PM PDT by elcid1970 (io)
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To: kingattax
WTH? Was it a 'public' picnic table or 'private'? How much was the table charging? I hope he used protection.
21 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:33 PM PDT by BGHater ($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
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To: Migraine

Imagine the time this guy would have at the Jersey shore boardwalk..........


22 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:43 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: joebuck

Well, maybe he had a few beers first!


23 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:55 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: kingattax

Will the table get a book deal?


24 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:58 PM PDT by DancesWithBolsheviks
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To: kingattax
Prison scene:

"Yew gotcha a purdy mouth. What're ya in fer, boy?"
"Having sex with a picnic table."
"Git away fum me, pervert!"

25 posted on 03/28/2008 3:15:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: joebuck

Hope he doesn`t do this again (knock on wood)


26 posted on 03/28/2008 3:15:26 PM PDT by Harold Shea ( Operation Chaos,way to go Rush)
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To: stevio

Victims are not named, let alone pictured!!!!


27 posted on 03/28/2008 3:15:39 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: kingattax
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table.

Kind of turned the tables on himself, with that...

Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Is that corruption of a minor?

28 posted on 03/28/2008 3:15:39 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: kingattax
Policeman:

Sir, would you like to explain yourself here?

Man

Oh wood I, wood I...

29 posted on 03/28/2008 3:16:14 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: NoGrayZone

My bad.


30 posted on 03/28/2008 3:16:41 PM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: Old Sarge

lol sarge


31 posted on 03/28/2008 3:16:43 PM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: kingattax

It is difficult to determine “guilty” or “not guilty” without a photo of the picnic table.


32 posted on 03/28/2008 3:16:45 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Drew68

See post 27.


33 posted on 03/28/2008 3:17:40 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: OSHA

This is gonna be up on youporn in no time.


34 posted on 03/28/2008 3:17:49 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
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To: Rocky

The world is stranger than fiction.
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If it was below freezing the quote might be, “the world is stranger than friction.”


35 posted on 03/28/2008 3:18:15 PM PDT by Steamburg (Your wallet speaks the only language most politicians understand.)
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To: joebuck

I have it on good authority that that picnic table was a ho anyway.


36 posted on 03/28/2008 3:18:19 PM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Sexy Conservative!!!)
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To: windcliff; raven92876

ping


37 posted on 03/28/2008 3:18:28 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: kingattax
I don't think you can have sex "with" a table. Against the table, yes...perhaps use it for stimulation, yes...but not "with".

It puts a whole new spin on the "tin roof rusted" statement!

38 posted on 03/28/2008 3:18:50 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: kingattax

Looks like the powers that be are set to table that motion.


39 posted on 03/28/2008 3:19:05 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (New Europe, John Benedict Arnold McCain's bridge to 07/03/1776. Not even our past is safe.)
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To: kingattax

Hmm, I am starting to get it. Large tops, wide seats, sturdy legs. Its all making sense now. /s


40 posted on 03/28/2008 3:19:07 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Drew68

If the table had a tablecloth, does that mean she’s of the Islamic faith? Mixed marriages never work.


41 posted on 03/28/2008 3:19:48 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: Rocky

“Nice puns, but it was a metal table”

Well then it’s not a crime. We ALL know the “metals” never say no!!!


42 posted on 03/28/2008 3:19:57 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: indylindy

I heard the table had really nice legs, but was a little on the flat side up top.


43 posted on 03/28/2008 3:20:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: kingattax
just when you think you've heard it all...

just exactly what I was going to say!

44 posted on 03/28/2008 3:20:17 PM PDT by lonestar
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To: Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; najida; martin_fierro; Xenalyte
She wuz askin' for it... ;-)
45 posted on 03/28/2008 3:20:20 PM PDT by TheBigB (Been there. Done that. But because of inflation, was unable to afford the t-shirt.)
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To: cripplecreek
******There must have been a sliver of hope that the table would love him back but alas it wood knot>******

Better yet; one would hope that there would be sliver large enough to pierce his “manhood.” lmao

46 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:09 PM PDT by GOPologist (GUN CONTROL: using both hands.)
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To: kingattax

First, the guy raped by a wombat, now this? Must be the day to fly your freak flag high...


47 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:21 PM PDT by thecabal
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To: blackdog

“If the table had a tablecloth, does that mean she’s of the Islamic faith? “

I hope not...that’s a certain death for her!


48 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:28 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Must have been why he was arrested. Poor taste! LOL;)


49 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:41 PM PDT by dforest
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To: kingattax

“Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. “

Did he make it a nice dinner first?


50 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:44 PM PDT by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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