Caption Hillary on voting day in Conshohocken, PA

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 4/22/08 | staff

[redstates4ever]

Caption Hillary on voting day in Conshohocken, PA *ping*

[dashing doofus]

The first photo explains why Bill was attracted to Lewinsky.

[Sacajaweau]

Anytime a black hugs her....she shows a “repulsive” look...

[Red Badger]

Touch my Coke, kid, and YOU DIE!!!........

[WakeUpAndVote]

What is the name of this pie hole town?

[dhot]

Where do you see a picture of “a black” hugging her?

[stevio]

It's having to do stuff like this, and lose, that's really going to piss her off.

[workerbee]

"Aw geez, ya old broad, you just slobbered on the only non-black jacket I own! This better get me at least a dozen votes from your hag friends at the nursing home!"

[avacado]

"Ooooh, no, no, no... I am not Mao Zedong..."

[savedbygrace]

Hillary Clinton steals a glass of iced tea from a little boy.

[savedbygrace]

"Hey, look, I got free food!"

[workerbee]

"You there, the peasant in the dirty jeans -- Come and shake my hand, it will help make me look "connected" to you common folk." (an aide immediately handed her an antibacterial wipe after this photo op)

[weegee]

Obama staffer working the camera?

These are the sorts of pictures that are generally reserved for Republican candidates.

[weegee]

"Can you believe that they didn't give a to-go cup for my order?! This photo op does NOT include me staying here while I eat..."

[workerbee]

Lady in pink: "Oh, save us, St. Hillary, save us!"
Hil: "Vote for me and you shall be delivered from this capitalist hell!"

[weegee]

I wouldn't be so quick to play the race card. Hillary begrudgingly hugs a lot of people.

[workerbee]

Boy on right: "Don't let it touch me, Billy, don't let it touch me!"
Boy on left: "It's okay, Jimmy, I've lured it away from you with this glass of iced tea. But stay absolutely still -- I heard its vision is based on movement!"

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

I'm the Pied Piper, damnit! Everybody follow me to the voting booth!

That's an order!"

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Wide Load! Coming through!

[nascarnation]

Where’s hottie Huma?
haven’t seen her in the pics lately?

[mcar]

"Hey, look, I got free food!"

[MeanWestTexan]

Here, let me spike this with some of my "morning after" pills I keep handy --- you've clearly had more children than will be allowed under my regime.

[MeanWestTexan]

"Helen! Ms. Thomas! I told you, NOT IN PUBLIC!"

[uncbob]

Looks like she is hitting the White enclaves in Philly

I guess she has written off the black vote

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

[MeanWestTexan]

“Looks like she is hitting the White enclaves in Philly. I guess she has written off the black vote.”

Nah, the Secret Service fear being out-gunned in Philly.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Yea, yea, thanks for supporting me and all that, now get off of me you old derelict before you get nose pudding all over my nice, clean jacket!"

[OESY]

The Pied Piper tries to figure out why the 'Rats won't follow her.

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[vamoose]

She was narrow at the shoulder and big in the hip and everybody knew that you gave no lip to Big Hill.

(with apologies to Jimmy Dean)

[ropin71]

A homeless woman clings to Mrs. Clinton, pleading for her to surrender her free lunch

[vamoose]

Mother rescues one out of three

[sr4402]

Oh No!! This thing is sucking out my brains. I'm a liberal and supposed to be the most brillant woman of this age and if I loose one more brain cell.... Oh No!!!

/Sarcasm OFF

[O Neill]

I'd like to help ya kid, but you're too young to vote...

[reagan_fanatic]

[wastedyears]

It looks like somebody is bent over due to her gas.

[redstates4ever]

[Theresawithanh]

Hillary plays the slide straw, just like her mill worker grandpa taught her to do on the front porch in Scranton, PA.

[Owen]

When were slide straws invented?

[Theresawithanh]

By her mill worker grandpa, perfect for playing sitting on the front porch talking about shooting and such.

[Siberian-psycho]

boy on left, "I'll just check and see if...Wow, she does have a pee pee!"

[CougarGA7]

You'd think that much patchouli in one location would push things beyond critical mass.

[deuteronlmy232]

Thunder thighs, doesn't even begin to describe her. If it weren't for Rush I'd never vote for this sorry excuse for a woman.

[Owen]

No, my point is . . . paper slides on straws may not have been invented yet when she was a child, or before he died. She might get caught in another lie on this.

[potlatch]

Lol, dummy probably never learned how to blow the covering off the end of a straw!! She looks very puzzled.

[O Neill]

CPS Social Worker begins taking children in Danger Zone into Protective Custody...

[Theresawithanh]

Aha! Point taken. Which lie came first - I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, or I played the straw slider on the front porch with grandpa, the mill worker!

We know one thing for sure, both were long before the sniper fire in Tuzla lie, when she was getting all that presidential experience as First Lady.

[devolve]

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Very strange!

Hard to believe!

[potlatch]

Lol, devolve, I went back and read and she may have been trying to make ‘music’ with it. I forgot about that. Not sure but she’s holding the straw in her teeth!