[Hot Tabasco]

What about weiner dogs?

From an interview with a German Shepherd: "They're good with ketsup and mustard......"

[Verloona Ti]

Somewhere in the FR archives is an account of a German shepherd and an Irish setter who were stupid enough to tackle a standard dachshund. The weiner dog lost one eye and needed 20 stitches; the setter needed over 100 stitches, and the German shepherd had to be euthanized at the scene by cops responding to the disturbance because the dachshund had eviscerated him.