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The month of May was come, when every lusty heart beginneth
to blossom, and to bring forth fruit; for like as herbs and trees
bring forth fruit and flourish in May, in likewise every lusty heart
that is in any manner a lover, springeth and flourisheth in lusty deeds.
For it giveth unto all lovers courage, that lusty month of May.

- Sir Thomas Malory, Le Morte d'Arthur, 1485

1 posted on 04/30/2008 11:44:25 PM PDT by Soaring Feather

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2 posted on 04/30/2008 11:47:37 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

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Good morning Ms. Feather, and to all the Lair.

I'm a re-tread!

7 posted on 05/01/2008 3:23:21 AM PDT by tongue-tied (Hey Taliban! Bite me, you will not win.)

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Good morning,

Ms Feather!

8 posted on 05/01/2008 5:26:39 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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Good morning,

Fellow Lardites!!!

10 posted on 05/01/2008 5:27:53 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!"

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!"

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!"

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?"

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."