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Leave it up to them Aggies to put a condom on a pig. LOL!
1 posted on 06/13/2008 1:44:39 PM PDT by wolfcreek
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To: wolfcreek

So to speak.


2 posted on 06/13/2008 1:45:36 PM PDT by wolfcreek (I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
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To: wolfcreek

Here in East Texas they are EVERYWHERE. However, we have a cure. 165 grain soft-point boattails at 2775 fps administered from point blank range to 300 yards. Then fire up the smoker!!


4 posted on 06/13/2008 1:48:08 PM PDT by GT Vander (I may be retired, but I'm a Soldier 'till I die!)
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To: wolfcreek

Free Range Pigs.

You can probably charge extra for that at Whole Foods and Central Market.


5 posted on 06/13/2008 1:48:34 PM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: wolfcreek

I’m sure a lot of us would volunteer to go help him with his problem. Wild pig, free range, naturally fed, no hormones or antibiotics ... my mouth is already watering.


6 posted on 06/13/2008 1:48:40 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: wolfcreek

Aggies put condoms on them.
Longhorns go hunting.


10 posted on 06/13/2008 1:53:36 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: wolfcreek

Awww give me a break.

Just shoot ‘em and turn ‘em into sausage.

Think of what a meat supply like that could do to world hunger.


16 posted on 06/13/2008 2:03:29 PM PDT by Fichori (I'm always getting spam advertising drugs and replica watches; Who do they think I am, a gangster?)
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To: wolfcreek; Eaker; humblegunner; hiredhand; Tijeras_Slim

LOL........great story !

Poor mans dangerous game.......:o)

460 Weatherby Magnum is ideal for making sausage !


25 posted on 06/13/2008 2:09:43 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: wolfcreek

I think it was Animal Planet but may have been another channel had a show on where they were trying to trap one of these monster hogs. Two different locations, one to the northeast of Dallas and the other somewhere NW of Dallas. Many of the monsters are feral hogs but never the less they can cause much damage to property or other animals/humans with their tusk.


31 posted on 06/13/2008 2:19:25 PM PDT by deport ( ----Cue Spooky Music---)
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There's an advertisement for a radio talk show here in Kansas City running that's got the host talking about the problem with coyotes running off with peoples' pets and eating them, when the topic of "birth control" for the "cute little doggies" comes up. A guy called in and said to the host, "there was a town hall meeting where they were discussing increasing the bounty on coyote pelts when a woman suggested capturing the coyotes, spaying or neutering them, and then releasing them back into the wild: A sheep rancher got up, looked her in they eye, and said, "Lady, they're eating my sheep, not raping them!"

Mark

52 posted on 06/14/2008 3:22:30 AM PDT by MarkL (Al Gore: The Greenhouse Gasbag! (heard on Bob Brinker's Money Talk))
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To: martin_fierro
MANGLED GENITALS PING

63 posted on 06/16/2008 9:22:06 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_________________________Profile updated Friday, May 30, 2008)
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Wild Boar sausage = gooooooooood eatin'!

65 posted on 06/16/2008 9:39:51 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: wolfcreek

Well, there was once a prominent Texan named Ima Hogg...


69 posted on 06/16/2008 12:00:32 PM PDT by Clemenza (No Comment)
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