MORFORD: Hell of a year (so far)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 6/18/8 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

Revealed! The most incredible string of words you've never heard before. Plus: Bill O'Reilly loses -

It is nearly summertime in the Year of Our Google, and here in the golden land known as California the following startling and once-inconceivable lament can now be heard: Dammit, with gas zooming toward five bucks a gallon and airlines doubling fares and charging me for a single checked bag, how the hell am I going to afford to travel to all my gay friends' legal weddings across the state this summer?

Please note the historic power therein. Because such a peculiar, momentous string of words hath never before been uttered by man. Or woman. Or LGBT. Or "Other."

Wait, it gets better. For it is also a time when people are gathering 'round the water cooler and the coffee shop and the DailyKos and saying, gosh, I can't decide if this articulate, thoughtful, deeply intelligent black presidential candidate is merely great, really great, or perhaps something extraordinary, a once-in-a-lifetime kind of luminous, wisdom-bearing president who will drive a stake deep into the miserable road we've been racing down and pivot the nation around it like a skier plants a pole to make a spectacular turn.

Please note that historic power here as well, and not only because such a statement is often followed by one that says, oh and by the way, that powerhouse, smart woman? She would've made a terrific president too, solid and effective, and what an astonishing thing that the race between them was so close, and so impressive and so well received, and how incredible to see the ripples of excitement and hope course throughout the world when it was all finally decided.

Honey, grab the camera. Hell appears to be completely frozen over. ...

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!

[Nam Vet]

I've never read this guy before.

I really didn't think people this stupid were allowed out unattended. This guy lives in another world.

Nam Vet

[SmithL]

Lucky you. The Morfordite is the voice for San Francisco values.

[Neoliberalnot]

When will the homoped shut his perverted mouth? Doesn’t this morphodite have AIDS yet?

[perez24]

Based on the part of the essay before the link, I thought it was parody.

[weegee]

...how the hell am I going to afford to travel to all my gay friends' legal weddings across the state this summer?

By the time of each couple's fourth marriage, you'll get over the novelty. Even the second time someone remarries, it is a bit harder to get relatives to go cross country (just send them something nice).

[weegee]

Behold the idiotorializing...

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