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Watermelon May Have Viagra-Effect
Texas A&M ^ | June 30, 2008 | Rod Santa Ana

Posted on 06/30/2008 2:54:17 PM PDT by decimon

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To: Coffee200am
1/2 jalapeno, seeded and diced fine

That's really wimpy salsa. 1/2 a diced habanero would be understandable, but 1/2 a jalpeno?

I'm just funnin' with ya, that salsa sounds super (aafter being heated up a bit)

Thanks for sharing.

61 posted on 06/30/2008 7:07:04 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: decimon

I knew this for a while since I am frequently asked if that is a watermelon in my pants


62 posted on 06/30/2008 7:09:30 PM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: alice_in_bubbaland

I’ve got a dozen of them going in tomorrow also!!!!


63 posted on 06/30/2008 7:15:19 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: decimon

64 posted on 06/30/2008 7:15:58 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (This tagline is completely naked - STOP STARING!)
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To: bannie; Gabz
It’s a great diuretic!

That's a fact! When I eat watermelon I am up several times during the night looking for a corner to Pee in...

65 posted on 06/30/2008 7:17:58 PM PDT by tubebender (Why does a round pizza come in a square box?)
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To: reagan_fanatic

That’s hysterical!!!!


66 posted on 06/30/2008 7:28:02 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: tubebender

Yeah, yeah, yeah -— brag about your plumbing..........right now I gotta go downstairs :(


67 posted on 06/30/2008 7:29:05 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: Gabz

This is no joke...For the last 3 days I have been peeing in a pot and poring it around my corn patch to ward off the raccoons that are already tearing up the plants. The corn is barely knee high...


68 posted on 06/30/2008 7:35:29 PM PDT by tubebender (Why does a round pizza come in a square box?)
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To: decimon

Now what do say?

My wife hates waTermelon!

Hmmm...

No wonder!


69 posted on 06/30/2008 7:39:42 PM PDT by Randy Larsen (Arrogance IS my virtue!)
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To: tubebender

I know you’re not joking, my husband does it along the edge of our field whenever possible.

He does it to keep the deer out of the veggies.

The ‘coons are dealt with via 12 guage. Another one bit the dust last night :)


70 posted on 06/30/2008 7:39:55 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: Gabz

I set a trap last night and caught the neighbors black cat... AGAIN!


71 posted on 06/30/2008 7:49:18 PM PDT by tubebender (Why does a round pizza come in a square box?)
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To: tubebender
Have you heard of the product Shake-away? Combinations(depending on the kind of critters you want to shoo) of dried predator urine - Bobcat, Coyote, etc. Works great, but really got my dog going. In my town the zoo holds a “Zoo-Doo” sale every year - apparently lion crap will keep just about everything out of your yard.
72 posted on 06/30/2008 7:59:01 PM PDT by stormer
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To: tubebender

Not only has the sheriff’s office, but also animal control, has told us and our neighbors to just shoot them, do not bother trying to trap them. The same with the foxes.

Too much rabies around here in the ‘coons and foxes.

In the last month we’ve lost 3 kittens to the ‘coons and/or foxes. We had some t’storms so there weren’t any around this evening, but hubby has been spending an hour or so on the roof most nights with the shotgun.


73 posted on 06/30/2008 8:21:31 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: Gabz

I’ve heard that about charentais melons too.


74 posted on 06/30/2008 8:22:01 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_________________________Profile updated Friday, May 30, 2008)
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To: SunkenCiv
I've never even heard of charentais melons.

What are they?

75 posted on 06/30/2008 8:29:34 PM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my dad I'm a lobbyist, he thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: decimon
What they left out in the article is that the study determined that to get the "Viagra effect," the watermelon must be taken whole, as a suppository.

Mark

76 posted on 06/30/2008 9:51:12 PM PDT by MarkL (Al Gore: The Greenhouse Gasbag! (heard on Bob Brinker's Money Talk))
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To: decimon; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Do you have to swallow it whole?


77 posted on 06/30/2008 10:22:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Slings and Arrows
Do you have to swallow it whole?

Fortunately, no.

It's a suppository.

78 posted on 06/30/2008 10:45:26 PM PDT by pcottraux (I can't tell the difference between Carl Cameron, Chris Wallace, or Bill McCuddy.)
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To: pcottraux

Won’t Mark Morford be delighted!


79 posted on 06/30/2008 10:50:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: decimon

Apples have more fun.


80 posted on 06/30/2008 11:33:24 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Vote For McCain But Trust In The Lord.)
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