Caption Obama in Middle East

[Lucky9teen]

US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) listens to opening remarks at a press availability at the Amman Citadel in Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008.



Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL), center, enjoys breakfast with service members of Multi-National Force -Iraq during a visit at the Embassy Compound in Baghdad July 22, 2008. Jack Reed (D-RI) and Chuck Hagel (R-NE) were also part of a senatorial delegation visiting eastern and central Afghanistan


U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama (L) listens to Anbar governor Mamoon Sami Rasheed during his visit to Anbar province July 22, 2008.



US General David Petraeus (center) with US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama (left) and Senator Chuck Hagel during an aerial tour of Baghdad. Obama said Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki has expressed his support for a pullout of US troops from Iraq by 2010, after meeting with the premier here.

[Lucky9teen]

Palestinian artist Walid Ayyub makes the final touches on a portrait for US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama at his shop in the West Bank city of Ramallah. Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama flew into Jordan on Tuesday, stepping into the minefield of Middle Eastern politics to launch the public leg of his high-risk international campaign tour.

[Lucky9teen]

Caption The Messiah ((barf))

[isthisnickcool]

uhhh....uhhh...uhhh...uhhh...

uhh-BAMA

[Thrownatbirth]

"Not again! Will you guys please just let me eat my waffel?"

[rfreedom4u]

He’s probably thinking, “It’s great to be back among my people.”

[GloriaJane]

Ummmm, Uhhh, Mmmmm, Ummmm, Uhhhh, pull, Uhhh, my, Uhhh, finger!

[Lucky9teen]

Whatchu talkin' about Mamood?

[Tzimisce]

Obama spends time giving forgiveness to the oppressive troops spreading racism, sexism and homophobia around the globe...

[crusty old prospector]

Stupor on the Mount.

[A_perfect_lady]

"I like you! When I am King, you shall have lucrative contracts in low-income housing construction."

[andy58-in-nh]

"Hey, it's great to be back in the Holy Land after 2000 years! I see some familiar faces out there - but they're all on the statues now! You know, I really missed these old Roman roads, not the Romans so much, though. Of course that's my cross to bear... Thank you, thank you. And I see the media are here, too. Nice to see you all in front of me for a change, I mean my rear end was getting kinda sore from all that kissing. But enough about you...."

[relictele]

Dammit - I forgot already - where did they say the restrooms were?

Oh yeah - there they are! Whew! My back teeth were floating!

[Lucky9teen]

Obama: "My "change" for America, is that someday, it will look like this (behind me)..."

[mikrofon]

BHO: "Can I get a music station on this thing? This military chatter is driving me nuts..."

[cll]

Ha, Ha!

[Lady Jag]

[Rastus]

Is this young Barry with a crack pipe or just a kid with a rescue inhaler?

[N. Theknow]

"How am I going to feed all these people with just a few loaves and fishes?"

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

And is that inhaler still legal? (Blame the envirowhackos for that one.)

[Joe 6-pack]

[avacado]

"If this isn't Iraq... then where is Iraq?"

[avacado]

"Today... the sky is clear blue... and that's all I'll say without my teleprompter..."

[Cyber Liberty]

Is this the Dukakis-in-a-tnak moment?

[mcar]

[weegee]

Don't drink yellow kool aid.

[weegee]

Gen. Petraeus: "General Betray-us?!! Um, no, I haven't heard that one before. Good one, Barry. You make that up all by yourself?"

[LikeLight]

"General, someone just touched the hem of my garment - bring her to me"

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

“Where are all the white women at?”

[wideminded]

Ok, In general I think all these “messiah” comparisons are a little over the top but that was pretty funny.

[Holicheese]

So then you put your hands together like this. Now, the other guy tries to kick the paper football over it for a field goal...get it. You still don't understand? Damn your dumb.

[Centurion2000]

Damn, this guy's trying to make me think.
It HURTS!!!
Make him STOP!!

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!!

[maine-iac7]

Looks like the flight crew for an obligatory photo - notice how they DO NOT include him in their lineup -

Were this Pres. Bush, he'd be included in the line with arms around his shoulders

Here, bama boy is, basically, ignored - and standing in the back like a little kid that wasn't invited to be in the photo but gets in all the same - albeit ignored.

Looks like hauling his ignorant heiny around is not considered a privilege, but a duty they have no choice in.

[NRA2BFree]

"Hey, Osama. It won't be long until we are working together for the destruction of America. I just have to get this pesky little election over so I can assume my proper place sitting in the temple in Jerusalem. Bro, don't worry, you'll be one of my top lieutenants when we battle God for control of the world."

[OB1kNOb]

"Be patient my bretheren. When I am crowned President Messiah the 12th Imam of America, victory will be ours! Allahu Akbar!"

[mware]

The guy 5th to the left is committing a serious breach of etiquette in the middle east. Never have the heel of your shoe facing up towards another.

[Lizavetta]

You'd have to search a long time to find a picture that depicts so clearly the difference between A MAN and a metrosexual pansy like B. Hussein.

[SIDENET]

LOL.

[mcar]

:)

[edzo4]

okay and last an adjective and a color...

okay here i'll read it

then the stinky (adjective) green (color) presidential canidate took all the fawning (adjective) liberal (political party) media to Iraq (place) to pretend he (masculine pronoun) had real experience

[G8 Diplomat]

Obama: I'm so glad you support my plan to pull out by 2010!

Maliki: Actually I'd like it if you could pull your head out of your ass before then, if possible

[arasina]

ROFL!

[Red in Blue PA]

ROTFL!

[mcar]

; )

[reagan_fanatic]

"Hmmm - I know my feet were supposed to land on some hill around here, and there would be a great earthquake, it would split into and the Angels would burst forth into song, but where is it? Stupid GPS..."

[Sig Sauer P220]

Goat urine,,,mmmmmmmm,,,,

[asksimon]

Purple, purple, there's gotsta be a rhyme for purple!