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I have the Solution to the Immigration Problem

Posted on 08/27/2008 8:36:13 AM PDT by Scythian

The solution is so simple and is standing right in front of us. Here is is:

We round up all the illegals as one just done in the big 600 person bust. Then we make them an offer. "Spend two years working on the Border in exchange for citizenship or get on that bus bound for Mexico".

And here is the kicker and slogan that really makes it work.

Illegal Aliens building the border - doing the work that Americans refuse to do.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Education; Society
KEYWORDS: aliens; immigrantlist; immigration
What do you think? It would be like a great public works project where the illegals can prove they want to be real Americans or hop on the bus. They could take pride in a job well done.
1 posted on 08/27/2008 8:36:14 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian

Too easy. They will all get on the bus because they can cross the border again tomorrow.


2 posted on 08/27/2008 8:37:50 AM PDT by Righter-than-Rush
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To: Righter-than-Rush

Ya, but as takers begin to accept the border begins to be built, a great deal for real citizenship. It could work.


3 posted on 08/27/2008 8:38:44 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian

I would prefer stocking the Rio Grande with alligators and piranha, and stringing the banks with triple strand concertina wire.


4 posted on 08/27/2008 8:41:46 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Scythian

I don’t think it’s bad, but we need more reliable enforcement (border patrol, national guard) as well to ensure, well, proper enforcement of the border.


5 posted on 08/27/2008 8:43:16 AM PDT by djsherin
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To: Scythian

Especially if we have all of the illegals working on the south side of the fence until it is done. Then when the fence is complete, we put up signs that say “Sorry, job finished. No further help needed. Go back to your villages!”


6 posted on 08/27/2008 8:43:49 AM PDT by Stayfree (***************************************IF IT IS LEFT, IT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Don't forget these...
7 posted on 08/27/2008 8:43:50 AM PDT by RKV (He who has the guns makes the rules)
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To: waverna

Thanks, Adolf.


9 posted on 08/27/2008 8:50:34 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: Scythian
Wasn't this a Carlos Mencia joke?
It ended: when they are done building the fence, ask them to check on the other side for something, and when they go through, close the door behind them.
10 posted on 08/27/2008 8:58:26 AM PDT by mnehring (http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=26012226159&ref=mf)
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To: Scythian

>>Ya, but as takers begin to accept the border begins to be built, a great deal for real citizenship. It could work.>>

Even so, two years is inadequate. Four years of active military service is the minimum for an illegal to be eligible for citizenship.


11 posted on 08/27/2008 9:24:31 AM PDT by Righter-than-Rush
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To: Scythian

If they were willing to put any effort into becoming citizens, they wouldn’t be illegals in the first place.


12 posted on 08/27/2008 9:47:34 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Come then, War! With hearts elated to thy standard we will fly!)
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To: Scythian

Instead of coming up with joke or other non-serious plans like this, the thing people should be concentrating on is the necessary foundation of discrediting those who support the current situation. Nothing will happen until that takes place.

Go to a BHO appearance, ask one of these questions on video, and upload it to Youtube:

http://nomoreblather.com/obama-questions

And, if you don’t want to ask the question, then just pass out the fliers.


13 posted on 08/27/2008 9:51:42 AM PDT by lonewacko_dot_com (http://lonewacko.com/blog)
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To: wideawake

Sorry, didn’t think I needed the sarc tag. I understand though, there are a few reactionaries around here.

It was a lame attempt at humor.


14 posted on 08/27/2008 10:45:11 AM PDT by waverna
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To: Scythian

The real answer is asset forfeiture, you get caught with an illegal employee, and the sheriff auctions off your business and home. And all people at hospitals and schools must have proof of citizenship.


15 posted on 08/27/2008 10:50:27 AM PDT by org.whodat (Republicans should support the SAM Walton business model, and then drill???)
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To: Scythian

If effectively securing the border and deporting illegal aliens was the bipartisan OBL/CFR agenda, I’d say it was a great plan....with the exception that I would not, under any circumstances, give an illegal alien an opportunity to ‘earn’ amnesty. Have them build the fence as a way to earn deportation...after it’s built.

Unfortunately, the bipartisan OBL/CFR’s agenda is a North American Union, securing only the perimeter of the continent. That’s why, since 9/11 and to-date, everything possible has been done to PREVENT effectively securing the border.

A North American Community Approach to Security
http://www.cfr.org/publication/8173/north_american_community_approach_to_security.html


16 posted on 08/27/2008 11:53:32 AM PDT by Kimberly GG (Don't blame me.....I support DUNCAN HUNTER. / RIP LeRoi Moore Our loss, heaven's gain)
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To: Kimberly GG

I totally agree KGG, this is all planned and the sad part is you and I know they win, the border will never be built, america is already over and folks don’t even realize it yet.


17 posted on 08/27/2008 12:50:43 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian

I truly believe most of them don’t care about “citizenship.” As long as they can make money and/or get benefits such as food stamps, medical care, etc., that’s all they want.

Besides, anybody who sneaks across our border like a thief in the night should NEVER be rewarded with citizenship, IMO.


18 posted on 08/27/2008 12:53:27 PM PDT by Nea Wood (Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
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To: Scythian

I support giving citizenship to any illegal immigrant (and by extension to their family members) who is willing to serve in America’s armed forces.


19 posted on 08/27/2008 10:11:31 PM PDT by robert david (Ensure the new USSR is still-born - Elect John McCain. Smash the new National Socialists)
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