LOL!....and Bubba, is keepin' his mouth shut....a first.
Posted on 08/27/2008 8:52:35 PM PDT by freeplancer
Let it be known on this day that I predict Michelle Obama will come up pregnant before the election. Where would I get such a crazy idea? Hillary! That's right, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Let's see who can remember this gem from 1996.
In the run up to the 1996 primaries, the polls were not looking so great for the Clintons and they had no idea there was a cake walk ahead of them. Although the Republicans were riding the "Contract with America" wave, Bob Dole was just beginning to spend his war chest fighting off party rivals, even though everyone knew Dole would be the Repbulican nominee. It was around this time that the Clinton "war room" came up with a dandy.
Somewhere in a spring issue of Time Magazine, there was a story that mentioned that Hillary would like to have another child. Not only were they "talking" about having another child, but they were talking about adopting one with "special needs". As soon as I read it, I called BS. Everyone on this planet knows that Hillary is at best, an accidental mother, and she is just about the farthest thing away from being a loving and caring nurturer. She would surely give a helpless child all the care and love that the hired help could provide.
Between dripping the "F" bomb on the secret service guys all day, throwing ash trays at Bill, and hanging all those dildos on the White House Christmas Tree, I doubt she would have any tolerance left for a needy child. Regarless, the stunt was pure evil genius.
Jump to now. The Obamas have been freebasing arrogance and tripping on ego, so what would any addict do to stay high? Anything, everything. Being pregnant would make Michelle bulletproof. It would be Mother Mary and The Messiah. Who the heck could not vote for that?
good idea...but she is 44...
Perfect.
The birth of the child of God.
Just in time for Christmas.
She’d have to call in someone other than Obama to do the job.
Obama makes gaydar go off
yeah, but she wouldn’t have to carry Obambi to term. Remember, she believes vehemently in pre birth mortality.
Getting knocked up to get your husband a job.
TAcky, tacky, tacky.
That said, I don't think she is.
Pregnant, that is. I do believe she and her doofus husband are tacky.
John Edwards is going to have a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.
That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
pre birth mortality? She would go get an abortion during the late term. If it slipped out of the birth canal before they sucked the brains out, he would kill it on the table, or let it starve to death.
Just say NO to baby killers......
Anyone who votes for this slime will carry the blood of the martyrs on their hands.
Rush alluded to this a couple of days ago.
Michelle is preggers .. and it’s John Edwards ... now that’s a story
A racist pregnant woman, big whoop.
It’s also to dispel the never ending gay rumors surrounding Barry & Reggie. :)
He's coming! He's coming!
I thought this until I saw her in the slinky green dress. There is no way she’s pregnant (at least, not now). Her breasts are small and not shaped as if they’re engorgin, her tummy is flat, she hasn’t gained an ounce.
Of course, they could be trying right now. But it’s sometimes not that easy when you’re in your mid-forties and under a lot of stress and don’t get to see your husband very regularly.
So we shall see. I wouldn’t put it past them.
Really? I don’t listen to him but that is interesting. I guess I am not as clever as I think.
I smell tannis root. “He has his father’s eyes.” Roman Castevet, Rosemary’s Baby born 1966, the year ONE for his followers. The story of O bama. End times anyone?
What happens when we find out the kid is half white?
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