Posted on 09/08/2008 5:06:35 AM PDT by His Royal Majesty
Poetry, brother. Poetry.
IB4TZ, mods must be slow.
Here’s my song for y’all
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” .... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day I left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot I froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The tear was in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When Juan makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=31#31
Hey darkwing, is there a list of zotted trolls? Some of their login names are pretty cool, like this guy.
I use the folks above as pings to everyone, perhaps there’s a better way... pinging to an interesting list of zotted trolls.
I used to ping Lurker but it turned out there really is someone using that as an active login name.
Old Sarge, those alert messages of yours are the best!!
See post 81.
TATTOOED FREEPER BAR & GRILLE...PING!!!!
yeah. right. google scarification some time. scars can most certainly be bought.
(no images posted due to tender stomachs on freerepublic)
Hmmmm what if you have both scars & tats?
Can you spell correctly, use proper grammar and construct coherent sentences at Zombo.com?
I have both too.....I have some lovely ones on my stomach and back from the spinal fusion surgery...sigh
I just looked into getting a tat over a scar on my back which I hate. It can be done but the results aren’t that good so I skipped it lol. I think going over the scar tissue would hurt too.
it depends on the scar, but mine are in plaes I am not showing anyine but hubby, I will leave them as scars.
Hmmm... I seem to be two days late yet this troll is still alive and twitching...
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