Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
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To: Mikey_1962
The thought of that, is not pleasant.
2 posted on
09/25/2008 1:30:31 PM PDT by
machogirl
To: Mikey_1962
So he can say with authority that drinking is a pain in the “ARSE”.
3 posted on
09/25/2008 1:31:37 PM PDT by
machogirl
To: Mikey_1962
5 posted on
09/25/2008 1:32:53 PM PDT by
WOBBLY BOB
(Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
To: Mikey_1962
Oh man...i got to the part in the first section about his rectum being impaled and couldn’t read any further. Very, very unpleasant!!
7 posted on
09/25/2008 1:34:48 PM PDT by
pgkdan
To: Mikey_1962
All I can say is, “OUCH!”
8 posted on
09/25/2008 1:35:42 PM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Mikey_1962
9 posted on
09/25/2008 1:36:16 PM PDT by
frithguild
(Can I drill your head now?)
To: Mikey_1962
“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side,” he said.Let's see, he could feel no pain because he was drunk, yet he can remember clearly what he was thinking at the time he had his accident. Something doesn't add up. I think the guy has more than a fence post up his butt.
10 posted on
09/25/2008 1:38:40 PM PDT by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign state.)
To: Mikey_1962
Well, "I was drunk" sure beats "I was taking a shower with it and slipped."
And yes, I have an alibi.
To: Mikey_1962
Wonder if it scared him sober.
14 posted on
09/25/2008 1:57:25 PM PDT by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: Mikey_1962
Impaled in his rectum?? And he felt no pain?? If he was so drunk he didn’t feel that, he can’t say for sure what he was or wasn’t attempting to do.
15 posted on
09/25/2008 1:57:46 PM PDT by
autumnraine
(McCain/Palin 08)
To: Mikey_1962
The first sentence alone is a classic.
(maybe a new tagline anyone?)
17 posted on
09/25/2008 2:01:38 PM PDT by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
To: Mikey_1962
I guess no one was wondering what was up his a$$........
18 posted on
09/25/2008 2:02:29 PM PDT by
Kimmers
(Liberalism: Where fun goes to die)
To: Mikey_1962; Joe 6-pack; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; RepoGirl; lesser_satan
To: Mikey_1962; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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21 posted on
09/25/2008 2:10:58 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
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To: Mikey_1962
A new treat at the State Fair, Siyanda on a stick.
22 posted on
09/25/2008 2:21:00 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(Newspapers, the 8 track tape of the information age.)
To: Mikey_1962; mikrofon; martin_fierro
he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it . That's drunk.
To: Mikey_1962
Pasiwe was impaled by a 30cm metal spike at the museum’s security fence almost a month . . . WOW!
. . . ago. . . .
Oops! Guess I should keep reading.
To: Mikey_1962
Two feet off the ground and one foot up his arse.
29 posted on
09/25/2008 2:43:41 PM PDT by
jwalsh07
(MSM Lied, Journalism Died. RIP 2008)
To: Mikey_1962
“thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.”
Drunk, or maybe gay.
31 posted on
09/25/2008 2:55:38 PM PDT by
yazoo
To: Mikey_1962
I wish I hadn’t. OUCH!
He must have been some kind of drunk not to feel that.
33 posted on
09/25/2008 3:04:12 PM PDT by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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