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Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)
NBC11 ^ | October 12, 2008

Posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: Lady Jag

Can you say gorged! Oi!


41 posted on 10/12/2008 6:00:22 PM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: xJones; Lady Jag
Come .... there are plenty!


42 posted on 10/12/2008 6:01:59 PM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition
Thank you sir Lobster. I would be honored. (I'm not too fond of the Polka, though.)


43 posted on 10/12/2008 6:45:14 PM PDT by yorkie (For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
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To: yorkie
Don't worry we can take Tango lessons instead ... from Afraid Astaire.


44 posted on 10/12/2008 6:49:21 PM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition

Just call me when you're ready, big boy!
My number? 867-5309

45 posted on 10/12/2008 7:01:16 PM PDT by yorkie (For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
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To: yorkie
I'll pick you up at 8! Have your dancin' shoes on.


46 posted on 10/12/2008 7:13:36 PM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition

8 O'clock, you say?
Just enough time to fix my hair
And get Lobster'd up!

47 posted on 10/12/2008 7:25:20 PM PDT by yorkie (For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
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To: xJones

If they’re outstanding on the road they’re bad boys!


48 posted on 10/12/2008 7:29:08 PM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Daffynition

WHAT IS THAT LOBSTER DOING TO THAT CAR????? On second thought, please don’t tell me.


49 posted on 10/12/2008 10:07:21 PM PDT by BruceysMom (My heart is COMING HOME, FINALLY!)
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To: yorkie
You'll recognize me from my shirt and new "Lobsta" Nike's. How will I recognize you?


50 posted on 10/13/2008 3:20:53 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: yorkie
You'll recognize me from my shirt and new "Lobsta" Nike's. How will I recognize you?


51 posted on 10/13/2008 3:22:18 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: BruceysMom
When in Orlando and they ask to valet your car ...be v-e-r-y careful.
52 posted on 10/13/2008 3:23:53 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: BruceysMom

Reminds me of the ending of John Water’s Multiple Maniacs, where Divine was raped by a giant lobster.


54 posted on 10/13/2008 8:19:30 AM PDT by weegee (Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
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To: BruceysMom

testing


55 posted on 10/13/2008 8:28:21 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Lady Jag
Maine lobster is outstanding.

Yes they are, but if you want something less sweet, yet richer and heartier ya gotta go Panulirus Cygnus....the world famous West Australian Lobstah!

56 posted on 10/13/2008 8:57:22 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Daffynition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqKRGW6_rw

hehe

Snorkling in Montana
57 posted on 10/13/2008 9:24:07 AM PDT by Danae (Read my Lipstick: I AM Sarah Palin)
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To: Danae
ROFLOL ... here's another kind of fail ...


58 posted on 10/13/2008 10:04:52 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition
"How will I recognize you?"

I'll be the Lady in Red


59 posted on 10/13/2008 10:15:17 AM PDT by yorkie (For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
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To: FrPR; Slings and Arrows; nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...

Bing Quang Chau was lucky he was using mere crayfish and not real Maine lobsters. He woulda had his badda bing chaued down to the quang.


60 posted on 10/13/2008 10:41:05 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Drill. Double Refining Capacity. Make METHANOL from Coal, NG, Nuclear ..let's roll.)
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