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Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)
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| October 12, 2008
Posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
“Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.”
What a shame.
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posted on
10/12/2008 12:02:43 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: nickcarraway
Is that 6 lobsters in your pants or are you just REALLY happy to see me?
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posted on
10/12/2008 12:04:03 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: nickcarraway
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas
How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
To: aroostook war
I was WAITING to see how many responses it would take for someone to point that out.
To: Lady Jag
Fetch a 5,000 qt. boiler and 50 lbs. of melted butter and I’m there.
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posted on
10/12/2008 12:34:22 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Somewhere in Illinois, a community is missing its organizer.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
You need an ermine fringed one b/c winter is a comin'
...or if you're in Montana today!
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posted on
10/12/2008 1:45:02 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: nickcarraway
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.Lucky guy.
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posted on
10/12/2008 1:46:17 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: Lady Jag
In Maine everything is better!
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posted on
10/12/2008 1:47:14 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Lady Jag
LOL .... or she might have ....
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posted on
10/12/2008 1:48:28 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/12/2008 1:49:54 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: nickcarraway
“All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.”
Sexually traumatized without hope of counseling, they will live their lives in shame.
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
A case of lobsters is better than a case of crabs.
To: Daffynition
Nice lobster. How do you get the meat out of that thing between its claws?
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posted on
10/12/2008 2:17:48 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Daffynition
Maine lobster is outstanding.
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posted on
10/12/2008 3:57:19 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: Slings and Arrows
Dance the The Lobster-Quadrille
“’Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare
’You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.’
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
And will talk in contemptuous tones of the shark;
But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.”
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posted on
10/12/2008 4:05:10 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Lady Jag
We bought some at $3.99lb on Friday ... I can’t remember when it was that inexpensive!
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posted on
10/12/2008 4:09:12 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Lady Jag; Daffynition; Justice Department
Be afraid......
Be VERY afraid!
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posted on
10/12/2008 5:08:50 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
To: Daffynition
A great price like that makes extra tasty.
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posted on
10/12/2008 5:17:05 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
Maine lobster is outstanding.If they're out standing by the road, I'm going to Maine!
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posted on
10/12/2008 5:52:18 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: yorkie
Come dance with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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posted on
10/12/2008 5:57:58 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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