I can't believe this is a real article. Some the sentences are hilarious.
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: nickcarraway
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be worth stealing as a pet for your kids.
3 posted on
10/24/2008 12:19:30 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspell)
To: nickcarraway
"The accused thief, Angela Chan....."Peking Duck?
To: nickcarraway
"The ducks are here for everyone, if you start taking them, everyone will," said one park-goer. And this is why socialism (and Obama's plan) does not work.
5 posted on
10/24/2008 12:20:12 PM PDT by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: nickcarraway
Angela Chan?
I think I know what was in store for the duck.
Somebody please report this post to the moderator.
6 posted on
10/24/2008 12:20:17 PM PDT by
SBprone
To: nickcarraway
We have had people take them from local park and golf club ponds to eat them.
7 posted on
10/24/2008 12:20:20 PM PDT by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: kalee
9 posted on
10/24/2008 12:21:55 PM PDT by
Cailleach
To: nickcarraway
"The ducks are here for everyone, if you start taking them, everyone will," said one park-goer. Really? For some reason I don't see that happening, but I've never been tempted to steal wildlife either.
10 posted on
10/24/2008 12:22:20 PM PDT by
retrokitten
(Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!)
To: nickcarraway
If someone can get a wild duck in a park to willingly come go with them and get in your trunk, maybe they should be able to keep the duck.
To: nickcarraway
This is a very Chinese area of Sacramento, with a large number of unassimilated immigrants. Half the business signs are in Chinese.
I think Ms. Chan was planning on some Peking duck.
12 posted on
10/24/2008 12:23:10 PM PDT by
counterpunch
(It's the SOCIALISM, Stupid!)
To: nickcarraway
13 posted on
10/24/2008 12:24:16 PM PDT by
txroadkill
(www.honorandremember.org)
To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Glad they were able to quack the case.
To: nickcarraway
18 posted on
10/24/2008 12:25:54 PM PDT by
mrsmith
To: nickcarraway
This duck was intended for the dinner table.
19 posted on
10/24/2008 12:26:06 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
20 posted on
10/24/2008 12:27:22 PM PDT by
DogBarkTree
(That sharp pain to the LibRat's groin is called the Palin Effect.)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
I had a niece and nephew that were given baby ducks for Easter.
She was about 3 and he was about 4.
They were at our house when they received the ducks.
she was playing in the yard by a bowl filled with water.
We noticed she had the poor baby duck by the neck.
She was saying “swim, swim duck and fly, fly duck”.
Needless to say the poor duck was dead.
She then claimed the dead duck was her brothers duck
and she claimed the live duck was hers.
23 posted on
10/24/2008 12:27:41 PM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Obama and ITS thugs are made paranoid by Sarahnoia. (stole from molly_jack2007))
To: nickcarraway
Aren’t ducks migratory? Wouldn’t they come and go with the seasons anyway? I know that’s the case in my pond. Maybe they have different kind of ducks on the left coast...
To: nickcarraway
I had to click this because I thought it might have involved my first ex wife who is from Sacramento.
I know I left the damn cheating tramp in a bad state. Just had to make sure.
No. It’s not her.
30 posted on
10/24/2008 12:35:31 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
To: nickcarraway
Ducks seem to be disappearing at the Land Park Pond in Sacramento.
Obviously this was not Ms. Chan’s first visit.
33 posted on
10/24/2008 12:40:44 PM PDT by
kalee
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