Posted on 10/31/2008 6:52:35 PM PDT by JustTheTruth
Many people have been occupied with the Michelle Obama tape, wondering whether it will be made public by Fox News Network.
API would like to inform the readers that the denials by some people that there is no agreement to air the tape has no basis in truth.
API has a valid agreement with Fox News Network. The negotiation was done secretly between API’s 3 representatives and Fox News Network represented by two people. If any one comes out there and denies that we have a deal, such denials must be ignored.
The parties involved in the negotiations exchanged many emails in a 8 days period and that resulted in a written agreement. API is pleased to have Fox News Network as a partner on the Michelle Obama tape issue.
Despite denials by some people, we assure the readers that the tape, according to the agreement, is supposed to be aired by 2 Fox News Network shows, namely: The Sean Hannity Show and On the Record show by Greta Van Susteren.
We assure the readers that if Fox News Network does not do as stipulated in the agreement, API will breach the secrecy deal stating that - there shall be no publicity of the details in the agreement page, by any of the parties involved in the deal. If that happens, API will make public all the email correspondences and the whole agreement with Fox News Network.
If things do not go as planned between API and Fox News Network, API will ensure that the contents of the tape will be released one way or another so that the People who have believed in us will continue putting their trust on us. The release of the tape is also important for API’s credibility.
So stay tuned and listen to the tape very soon.
By Chief Editor Korir
Posted purely for the entertainment value of it all!
Let's face it: a sense of humor is definitely required.
And, we can dream, can't we?
umbrella, Quick! It’s gonna rain here...
STTTOOOPPPP!!!
No more API garbage!!!
stop it...
I wish I had started this spoof. It must be a tremendous amount of fun and laughter, sitting around the table with a few friends and conconcting this BS every day.
africanpress Says:
November 1, 2008 at 2:37 am
The next story on the Michelle Obama tape will soon come when ready. We are working on it. It will be detailed and will have the title:
“The agreement on, and verification of Michelle Obama tape was concluded on the 28th October at 10.00 am (N.Y time), in Fox News Network Offices, 18th floor, located at 1211 Ave of the America’s in New York”
Chief Editor Korir
This whole story has the legitimacy of a Nigerian e-mail scam. It even reads like one.
Good Lord! Are these people insane? Who are these morons? Who puts out press releases like this one?
Seriously, someone get these guys a cold lemonade. These guys seem to be suffering from a heat stroke
To use a great British phrase........
Bugger off!
Releasing the tape is fine.........as long as it has not been modified.
Happy Halloween!
API trying to extend their 15 minutes.
Seriously, this “story” is as credible as the SPAM emails I get offering my millions of dollar for facilitating money transfers for a disposed African politician’s adviser’s second cousin nine times removed.
I’m getting tired of this crap. They either need to poop, or get off the pot...it’s been “any day now” for too damn long.
Are you sure it isn’t from Chief Editor Baghdad Bob?
trick or treat
Exactly, keep this garbage off of here!
What happened to baghdad bob?
“Good Lord! Are these people insane? Who are these morons?”
Pranksters.
They’re having a good laugh.
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