You get the idea ... but the trick is for each outlandish claim to have a thread back to a campaign promise. (Ok, he's not going to wash my car - he'll get a CEO to do that).
The other possible thread is just too depressing to post:
Obama is going to stifle innovation
Obama (Conyers) is going to gut NASA
Omaba is going to lose the Middle East ...
To: NonValueAdded
My Irish ancestors were indentured servants (slaves) and suffered great amounts of discrimination (Irish Need Not Apply).
will I get reparations, or am I excluded because of my race?
To: NonValueAdded
What Hitler, Japan, the Soviet Union, and the grandest armies of old Europe couldn’t do to us 200 years, Americans have done to themselves without having to level a single building in war.
....well except two.
3 posted on
11/05/2008 4:20:06 AM PST by
VanDeKoik
(I refuse to help put a date, after the hyphen, after July 4th 1776.)
To: NonValueAdded
Obama gonna' protect me by forcing sensible gun control
and NativeSon is gonna' buy a new AR15 tonight and start stocking up on ammo
4 posted on
11/05/2008 4:22:13 AM PST by
NativeSon
(off the Rez without a pass...)
To: NonValueAdded
When will the big screen tv’s arrive?
5 posted on
11/05/2008 4:22:49 AM PST by
defconw
To: NonValueAdded
And now reality will begin to settle in for the libtards. LOL
7 posted on
11/05/2008 4:23:48 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Paying taxes for bank bailouts is apparently the patriotic thing to do. [/sarc])
To: NonValueAdded
LOL! THANKS for the laugh this morning, I needed it!
10 posted on
11/05/2008 4:25:19 AM PST by
chicagolady
(Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty Let the American Taxpayer foot the bill !)
To: NonValueAdded
When do we start the 6 month time table for the Iraq pull out?
14 posted on
11/05/2008 4:26:34 AM PST by
TankerKC
(Engages in rhetorical flourishes.)
To: NonValueAdded
Does this have to be said in such a racist fashion? I get your point and it is estute, but do we have to make fun of black people to make this point?
16 posted on
11/05/2008 4:27:55 AM PST by
DBCJR
(What would you expect?)
To: NonValueAdded
Obama gonna make Christopher Reeve walk,Will all the dead be resurrected or just Chris Reeve?
17 posted on
11/05/2008 4:28:12 AM PST by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: NonValueAdded
wow. so he is going to cure all the illness’ atop healing the oceans and our planet? miracles never cease!
does this mean i can buy a new luxury car, bigger house, flat panel tv, and rack up endless debt and obama will relieve me of my heavy burden too? yup, truly this is a great day!
all meant in good fun and sarcasm, but i admit the possibility's are endless, after all turn around is fair play, no? my taxes bailed out banks, ceo's, deadbeats, crack heads and paid his salary to vote present. dont be selfish now obama!!
To: NonValueAdded
Gee. you think Øbama cant back his checks?
26 posted on
11/05/2008 4:36:09 AM PST by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: NonValueAdded
Where do I send my bills?
27 posted on
11/05/2008 4:36:58 AM PST by
woofie
To: NonValueAdded
29 posted on
11/05/2008 4:40:23 AM PST by
tutstar
(Baptist Ping list - freepmail me to get on or off.)
To: NonValueAdded
Khrushev told Nixon he would bury us. Little did we realize it would take until 2008 for him to do so.
That said . . . We Are Now The Minority . . . Can we get minority rights protection?
32 posted on
11/05/2008 4:43:24 AM PST by
HighlyOpinionated
(All You Need is Money [Soros] and a Candidate Who Can Be Coached to Look Sincere [Obama]. A. Huxley)
To: NonValueAdded
You laugh about this, but my daughter was coming out of her polling place and a woman was saying to her friends that she wasn’t going to pay her mortgage or her car payment because Obama was going to pay them for her.
Honestly. She was white and she believed ObamaAchbar.
37 posted on
11/05/2008 4:47:42 AM PST by
HighlyOpinionated
(All You Need is Money [Soros] and a Candidate Who Can Be Coached to Look Sincere [Obama]. A. Huxley)
To: NonValueAdded
nope YOU won’t get any of those things. It is the ones not working that will get all the free stuff.
43 posted on
11/05/2008 4:53:49 AM PST by
ilgipper
(Does Obama have even ONE friend who is PRO America?)
To: NonValueAdded
Nah
Obama gonna catch all the blame for whatever goes wrong.
There’s no more Bushitler
There’s no more Shrub
There’s a new Chimpy McCokespoon in office and his name is Barack Obama.
46 posted on
11/05/2008 4:57:06 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: NonValueAdded
So much for “Obama gonna make the markets rise.”
53 posted on
11/05/2008 6:40:09 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Sen. McCain brings a lifetime of experience to the White House; Sen. Obama brings a speech)
To: NonValueAdded
Obama gonna make me puke for four years ...
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