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To: NonValueAdded
Obama gonna make Christopher Reeve walk,

Will all the dead be resurrected or just Chris Reeve?

17 posted on 11/05/2008 4:28:12 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Cincinatus
Will all the dead be resurrected or just Chris Reeve?

Just Reeve. The federal government will reanimate his corpse using a signing statement, and Obama will increase funding for non-adult stem cell research by a trillion percent - Reeve's corpse will be raised to its feet and held aloft by Hope alone. A television camera will be used to get Reeve's corpse to move forward (via air from Biden's mouth).

35 posted on 11/05/2008 4:45:32 AM PST by M203M4 (True Universal Suffrage: Pets of dead illegal-immigrant felons voting Democrat (twice))
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