Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal (Yes, it's what you think; developed by a Urologist)

WBBM Newsradio (Chicago) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Stan Pillman

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Posted: Wednesday, 12 November 2008 8:54AM

Gold Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal

Stan Pillman Reporting
 

Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.

An urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal.

This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub.

The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid.

The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.

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Gee Keith, I wouldn't have thought that you had the personal equipment necessary to make use of something like this.  Perhaps you featured it as an homage to those normal folks whom you secretly long to be ?

 

[Stoat]

For those swingers out there.....

[Mojave]

Does it come in XXL?

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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I got a putter like that.

[Responsibility2nd]

Are you happy to see me, or is that a putter in your pants?

(predicting this thread will be a keeper!)

[1rudeboy]

If you are afraid to relieve yourself on a golf course for fear of someone watching, then you haven’t had enough to drink.

[weegee]

I wouldn’t want to be on the greens when it breaks loose.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Only half a liter? Is this for kids?

[WOBBLY BOB]

adding to what is already a piss poor golf score.

[Ancient Drive]

Will this not make it heavier? If so, someone is going to protest.

[Responsibility2nd]

I got a putter like that.

Who cares about your putter? I wanna talk about my balls.

[weegee]

What next, a bowling ball?

[doodad]

bump for home

[DouglasKC]

Using a filled club to hit a golf ball would bring a whole new meaning to water hazard.

[Fido969]

I would think if that was half-filled with liquid the balance would be screwy and the sloshing would be distracting.

[Stoat]

Will this not make it heavier? If so, someone is going to protest.

I'm guessing that having all that fluid sloshing around inside your club would completely mess up your swing, and so this is most likely intended as a prop of sorts and probably won't be used by serious golfers for actual golfing....before cocktail time anyway. 

[kingcanuteus]

Henceforth to be known as the P-Iron

[dblshot]

Rodney Dangerfield. “Oh caddy, caddy! Hold my putter while I check out the lie on my ball.”

[IrishPennant]

Geez...I already spend way too much time at the Ball Washer

[stefanbatory]

When full, it would aid in a more fluid backswing, I would think...

[Proud2BeRight]

That’s why bushes are planted on golf courses.

[Locomotive Breath]

Yeah, but some drunk golfer is going to unknowingly pick it up to hit a ball with predictable results.

[Alex Murphy]

Sounds like a job for...The Searcher!

"Golfers - hold your balls! There's a man on the driving range!"

[Zuben Elgenubi]

There are only 34 Rules Of Golf.

Email me if you want on the Golf Ping List:

Visit PGA.com, an excellent site.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hey, you musta been somethin' before indoor plumbing!

[andy58-in-nh]

For longer drives you’d need a Peckerwood.

[tatsinfla]

was a great movie and likes of rodney are surely missed...

[Mojave]

I would think if that was half-filled with liquid the balance would be screwy and the sloshing would be distracting.

Perhaps they could make one that drains straight through.

[gimme1ibertee]

..not to mention,messy-especially if you get a hole in one!! :P

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Do you have to list it as a stroke on your score card?

[Clay Moore]

My guess is that by then you wouldn’t care...

[1Old Pro]

can hold up to half a litter of liquid. Have to cut back on the number of beers on the course I guess. Or, we can continue to use the outdoor restrooms.

[sodpoodle]

WHAT ABOUT THE WYMIN GOLFERS?????

SEXISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I Buried My Guns]

I heard Keith Olbermann won’t be needing this product, seeing as how he sits down to pee...

[Cagey]

Hahahahahaha! That made my day.

[Slings and Arrows]

I got a putter like that.

TMI, dude.

[VRWCmember]

If you think Sergio Garcia waggles his club to much now, just wait until he starts using one of these!!!

[VRWCmember]

That one is an iron, do they also make it in a wood?

[DirtyHarryY2K]

LMAO!

[DirtyHarryY2K]

Order in next 15 minuets and get the “Potty Putter” FREE!

[bamahead]

"Mmmmm....urinal fresh"

[vietvet67]

Doc, you're not going to believe this.

[Baynative]

Oh yeah, this'll work.

[Young Werther]

Our Toastmaster club has several "Helper" positions which are called on to comment on activities during a club meeting.

"Ah Counter" identifies all verbal crutches, Ah, Um, and other verbal crutches. At the end of the meeting the list is read and speakers are identified so that they can improve their speech patterns.

"Listener" identify certain points presented and at the meeting asks questions to ensure everyone was listening.

"Postureologist" watches for posture and gestures presented during a speech.

We often joke about this "helper position" by calling it the Post ureologist. New members are shy about assuming this duty since they believe that it is bathroom humor!!!

[Eagle Eye]

problem is that guys are now getting busted for indecent exposure for taking a leak in the woods!

A few years ago, so friggin’ what?

Nowadays it can land ya on the Sex Offender Registry!

[1rudeboy]

I didn’t think of that . . . I am not a golfer.

[GSWarrior]

How do you mark your Titlest?

[Ditto]

I’m thinking this is a clear violation of USGA equipment rules, (no club can be ‘modified’ during a round) but what he heck -— pi** on the rules. ;~))

[SunkenCiv]

[Caramelgal]

WHAT ABOUT THE WYMIN GOLFERS?????

I guess you might count me in as one of those “WYMIN” golfers. I’m a woman and I love to play golf and I play by the rules of the game and with great respect for the game and its rules and traditions. I play both for the fun and for its social aspects but also as competitively as I possibly can play no matter whom I’m playing with.

FYI – I’ve played mostly with men, often being the only woman in my foursome many times and for the most part, most of the guys I’ve played with have been really great.

But I’m sorry, I find little excuse for anyone to have to take a pee, man or woman, in the middle of the golf course, unless of course your primary purpose for playing is to swill as much beer as humanly possible before the turn, in which case I wouldn’t want to be paired with you as I would presume that if you have so little respect for the game and for your fellow players as to have to take pee into your club in the middle of the fairway, you probably don’t have much respect for keeping an honest score or playing by the rules or respecting etiquette with respect to your fellow players. Beside the fact that if you are drunk enough to have to pee into your golf club, don’t be surprised that is little sober gal with her measly average 150’ but deadly accurate drive and her fairly solid iron and short game is going to kick you’re drunken a@@.

I think this is disgusting but all in the name of fairness, what would all you guys think about a set of “lady’s” clubs that double as tampon dispenser?

Just wondering?