Paris Hilton to spend New Year's Eve in Sydney (Oh, the Humanity!!!)

Herald Sun ^ | 13 November 2008

[The_Reader_David]

I am reminded of the remark of some effete twit commenting from some Swiss ski resort or other at the time of the Indian Ocean tsunami: "The holiday season is ruined: poor Phuket had the tsunami; we got Paris [Hilton]."

[Enchante]

YAWN..... too bad, you’re stuck with her this time.

I’m pretty sure she’s far far from any “billionaire” standing since she’s been disinherited by grandpa for her slutty ways.

She may be piling up the millions, though, if enough people are foolish enough to fall for her schtick.

I didn’t know she was a “professional socialite” — I thought she was another kind of “professional” as in whore.....

[Yardstick]

The real question begging to be asked is who will spend New Year’s Eve in Paris?

This one-liner is of such high quality that it really deserves a medal or plaque of some sort!

[Proud_USA_Republican]

"Why would a "billionaire heiress" have any interest in being paid to attend parties?"

Because she's too stupid and narcissistic to do anything else.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I agree. Post of the day award.

[lowbridge]

Well, at least you have advance warning. This gives the city of Sydney enough time for the hospitals to stock up on penicillin.

[Red in Blue PA]

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[Longtom]

“Socialite’’ is what expensive hookers are called.