Paris Hilton to spend New Year's Eve in Sydney (Oh, the Humanity!!!)

Herald Sun ^ | 13 November 2008

[Aussie Dasher]

PROFESSIONAL socialite Paris Hilton has confirmed she and rocker boyfriend Benji Madden will host a New Year's eve party at a secret Sydney location.

"I can't wait to be partying with the Aussies and Benji DJ-ing by my side," Hilton said from Los Angeles.

The billionaire hotel heiress is paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend parties around the globe, and was last down under when advertising magnate John Singleton reportedly paid her $5 million for a six-day promotional visit almost two years ago.

This year's party will be streamed live over The Bongo Virus - a platform similar to the popular networking site Facebook that was set up by Australian entrepreneur William Scott, who is behind Hilton's trip to Australia.

For a fee, people can log on to www.bongoparis.com to watch Hilton bring in the new year on their mobiles and computers.

"I love the idea ... Sydney is going to go off this New Year's Eve with The Bongo Virus," Hilton said in a statement.

[The_Reader_David]

I am reminded of the remark of some effete twit commenting from some Swiss ski resort or other at the time of the Indian Ocean tsunami: "The holiday season is ruined: poor Phuket had the tsunami; we got Paris [Hilton]."

[Enchante]

YAWN..... too bad, you’re stuck with her this time.

I’m pretty sure she’s far far from any “billionaire” standing since she’s been disinherited by grandpa for her slutty ways.

She may be piling up the millions, though, if enough people are foolish enough to fall for her schtick.

I didn’t know she was a “professional socialite” — I thought she was another kind of “professional” as in whore.....

[Yardstick]

The real question begging to be asked is who will spend New Year’s Eve in Paris?

This one-liner is of such high quality that it really deserves a medal or plaque of some sort!

[Proud_USA_Republican]

"Why would a "billionaire heiress" have any interest in being paid to attend parties?"

Because she's too stupid and narcissistic to do anything else.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I agree. Post of the day award.

[lowbridge]

Well, at least you have advance warning. This gives the city of Sydney enough time for the hospitals to stock up on penicillin.

[Red in Blue PA]

[ansel12]

[Longtom]

“Socialite’’ is what expensive hookers are called.