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Secret Societies
http://www.washingtonpost.com ^ | Nov 4,2008 | By Joe Brancatelli

Posted on 11/16/2008 5:56:48 PM PST by Maelstorm

A few years ago, I dragged my carcass into a swanky Hawaiian resort, presented my credit card, and watched the front desk clerk turn ashen after entering a few keystrokes into her terminal.

"Who are you?" she asked.

Confused and exhausted after more than 20 hours of flying from London, I answered prosaically: "Joe Brancatelli." Then I tried a lame joke: "It's a common Hawaiian name."

"No, I mean, who are you?" she repeated before turning her monitor toward me and pointing to my guest profile.

Next to my name were six V's in front of V.I.P., about a dozen stars and the capitalized notation: "Maximum upgrade. Triple-A amenity. Alert G.M. and P.R. on arrival."

"I've never seen that," said the clerk. "You must be one important guy."

Obviously, I ain't. But I certainly didn't complain about the gigantic oceanfront suite or the cornucopia of fruit, flowers, chocolates, cookies, and red wine. The ultra-deluxe treatment was a perk from the hotel's public-relations woman, an old friend who'd convinced me to fly halfway around the world on short notice to give a speech.

You and I don't normally get V.V.V.V.V.V.V.I.P. attention. Only a select few rate: Celebrities, politicians, royalty, financial masters of the universe -- and the ultra-frequent travelers who are ushered into the unpublished, unpublicized, hush-hush secret societies operated by the airlines, hotels, and car-rental companies.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Travel
KEYWORDS: 1k; hertz; platinum; united
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Just read your tagline.

Consider yourself *highly* commended, sir.

(And thanks for your service: you are now a PREMIUM Freeper!)

21 posted on 11/16/2008 7:13:48 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Maelstorm
I have a family member who is a high executive with a well-known luxury hotel chain, and a friend who runs a dozen of the fanciest hotels in Mexico, so I'm used to this treatment. It's pretty fun to show up in flips flops and a Hawaiian shirt, driving a 19 dollar a day rental car, and get to your room three bedroom suite to find a big basket of fruit and cheese and chocolates and champagne waiting for you.
22 posted on 11/16/2008 7:14:24 PM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You were lucky! I still haven’t been upgraded from “drywall” to “aluminum”. I still have to load the baggage hold and provide MY OWN parachute for deplaning!


23 posted on 11/16/2008 7:27:11 PM PST by Boiling point (If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.)
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To: justlurking
I've bought a meal for people in uniform several times while waiting in an airport. I just ask the server to add their bill to mine.

I love doing this. No cop, fireman, or serviceman in uniform pays for food or drink when I'm in the house.

24 posted on 11/16/2008 7:28:56 PM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: smokingfrog

rofl!

So you’re the reason all the straight 2x’s are gone?

And I’m betting you took all the good cinder blocks, too. Am I right?

Yeah, I thought so.


25 posted on 11/16/2008 7:34:27 PM PST by justkate
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To: ccmay

Now that is the life! I’ve never been to Mexico. I’ll have to do it sometime.


26 posted on 11/16/2008 7:36:08 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’d certainly give up a first class seat for someone in uniform. It sure is nice when you have accommodating stewardesses. :-)


27 posted on 11/16/2008 7:38:24 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: Nonperson

That is always great. Most of my supervisors travel as much or more than I do. What I do find out is not everyone knows how to maximize their perks. Also I’ve found that a lot can be accomplished by just asking. There is nothing so sweet as getting upgraded to an executive suite.


28 posted on 11/16/2008 7:43:36 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: driftdiver

I don’t like the screening much but I’ve found the best way to avoid it is to make sure you avoid having to switch airlines. It is a surefire guarantee that when you do you will get the dreaded SSSS code on your ticket. The most I’ve gotten is a couple pat downs by a big security dude.


29 posted on 11/16/2008 7:47:38 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: BossLady

Now that is a good story! Poor guy. ;-) I’m hoping to get my million miles lifetime status before I call it quits. I don’t imagine traveling too much less though. Even once I reach the point where I’m traveling less for work I’ll be wanting to travel with family. There is just so much more to see and do.


30 posted on 11/16/2008 7:59:09 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: OneWingedShark

Yeah that is the truth. I used to be on the other side of the counter but even if I didn’t have that perspective I was raised to be courteous sometimes to a fault. I try to be fair, when I receive good service I make sure to take the time to write a complimentary email and if I think there is room for improvement I write that but make sure to point out the positives. Most of the time the service industry will make things right if you are simply polite.


31 posted on 11/16/2008 8:02:54 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: JimSEA

Now that is some service. :-)


32 posted on 11/16/2008 8:03:41 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: loungitude

Yeah I had a couple weeks in Scotland. Most nights in the pub and fine dining. Can’t beat that kind of work!


33 posted on 11/16/2008 8:05:04 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: OneWingedShark

Yeah that is one reason I posted it. I wanted to draw in the Alex Jones crowd. :-)


34 posted on 11/16/2008 8:08:34 PM PST by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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To: cripplecreek
Afghanistan Banana Stand
35 posted on 11/16/2008 8:31:52 PM PST by Hoosier-Daddy ("It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: Chode; TheLion; AxelPaulsenJr; jimt; Eric in the Ozarks; oldtimer; pt17; MeanWestTexan; hershey; ...
Gee Whiz! We've been upstaged! ;-)


36 posted on 11/16/2008 8:33:37 PM PST by uglybiker (1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d)
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To: Maelstorm

My chances for entry to any of those “clubs” are nil. :)


37 posted on 11/16/2008 8:50:52 PM PST by GVnana ("I once dressed as Tina Fey for Halloween." - Sarah Palin)
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To: Maelstorm
WOW!!! Million Mile Club!!! Impressive!
38 posted on 11/16/2008 10:31:30 PM PST by BossLady (Whether its muslim wives or an Obama Presidency - NO MORE THAN 4!!!!!)
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To: Maelstorm

My mail came faster.


39 posted on 11/17/2008 8:12:37 AM PST by egannacht
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To: Maelstorm

Bills pile up faster because the mail comes faster.

Is that a perk?


40 posted on 11/17/2008 8:16:24 AM PST by egannacht
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