Posted on 11/25/2008 2:55:04 PM PST by MplsSteve
While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State also were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.
Police say that a man and woman were "having relations" in one of the bathroom stalls as a crowd cheered them on.
The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.
A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two.
Both were intoxicated, said Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner
(Excerpt) Read more at startribune.com ...
I may however incorporate this story into this week’s live thread, so watch out for that.
There was a joke that went something like that. A drunk stumbles up to a whorehouse door and knocks. The madam comes to the door, takes one look at him and says, "Get out of here. We don't cater to drunks." The drunk pulls out a thousand bucks and says, "Oh yeah? For a thousand bucks you'll do it on top of the roof." The madam says, "Are you crazy, it's freezing cold up there!" But avarice gets the better of her, and she accedes to his request. They go up to the top of the roof and start getting it on. A few minutes later, they freeze solid, and their momentum sends them crashing down to the street below.
A few minutes later a second drunk comes by and sees them lying there, frozen solid in a compromising position. He knocks on the door, and a prostitute answers. "Get out of here," she says, "we don't cater to drunks."
"Oh, but you got me all wrong!" slurs the second drunk. "I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell down!"
Ummm..., what was wrong with my “laughing fit” comment... I thought it was appropriate given all the “ha ha” I saw... LOL...
[It was post #200..., in case you didn’t know...]
Weird, is all I can say about it being removed..., who knows...
Okay, my post is back again... for whatever it’s worth (and it wasn’t worth that much anyway... :-)
My “remove post” button got stuck ;)
After seeing all those posts... I guess so... :-)
I SWEAR that I wasn’t lurking earlier.
And, no typos, ergo not my fault.
“My “remove post” button got stuck ;)”
Now THAT’s the funniest thing yet about this post.
Meanwhile, back to the story:
“The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.”
Those would be the LAST people I would want to be “released to” after getting caught banging in a bathroom with Someone Other Than My Spouse, drunk and disorderly: rather spend some time in jail coming up with an excuse and/or apology.
The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.That should be punishment enough for these people.
I nominate this for the ‘most removed posts’ of the year award.
PING!
HAHA!
I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw
LOL!
New arrivals seeing zillions of posts removed are going to assume that this thread turned to endless dirty jokes rather than a simple “HA HA”......
Thailand?
In this case, I’m rather glad that the photos rule does NOT apply. . .
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