2009 to Arrive Not a Second Too Soon

Yahoo News ^ | 12/27/2009 | Joe Rao

[Former Fetus]

Wait a second. The start of next year will be delayed by circumstances beyond everyone's control. Time will stand still for one second on New Year's Eve, as we ring in the New Year on that Wednesday night. As a result, you'll have an extra second to celebrate because a "Leap Second" will be added to 2008 to let a lagging Earth catch up to super-accurate clocks.

[Former Fetus]

At first I thought it was a comment on the One's inauguration, but it turned out to be rather interesting. Now, how will you spend your extra second?

[reg45]

The leftists must be horrified that GWB’s term of office will be extended by one second.

[Freedom4US]

Sundials not affected?

[LiberConservative]

Rove installed a time-space modifier accessory on his weather machine. This will be a short test. He'll fire that sucker up on Jan 20.

[Red_Devil 232]

Wow, I wonder how long that Leap Second will seem to last? Perhaps we can redo 2008.

[CE2949BB]

Dupe! :P

2009 to Arrive Not a Second Too Soon
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2154792/posts
Posted on Sat Dec 27 2008 04:39:22 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) by CE2949BB

[Canedawg]

“Now, how will you spend your extra second?”

I was thinking of spending it with Jessica Biel.

[SunkenCiv]

Does Dan Rather know?