far aintz........y’all fergot the far aintz.
How could I have forgotten the aggressive, venom injecting, ubiquitous, swarming fire ants? By the way, did I mention the snakes and the humidity?
For a Texan, a visit to Bakersfield is what a visit to Carmel, Yosemite, or Sonoma is for a Californian.
Californias, if you must move, avoid Texas. Gary, on the other hand, is nice this time of year.