[Lucky9teen]

McCain: Now don't get all mushy, like you usually do, when you see Obama ok?

[Regulator]

One of the few times I agree with “Butch” Napolitano...

[NoDRodee]

Is she the one who played in “Night of the Living Dead”, I remember the zombie pose.

[VicVega]

Looks like he’s telling her the savior likes him more then her.

Or pull my finge...wait, too late I think I crapped in my pants.

[benjibrowder]

I absolutely agree. The American people should be able to see Obama’s documentation.

[library user]

GOD HELP US.

[a fool in paradise]

Is this how Paul McCartney is going to look in another 5 years?

[a fool in paradise]

Don't look now, but there's a skunk on your head.

[taxlady]

Pretty ironic since she fought it in AZ!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oh, boy - my future boss.

[Lucky9teen]

Caption Napolitano - Our New Homeland Security Savior

[mylife]

"Lez be Border Buddies"

[AZLiberty]

Being Governor of Arizona must be a tougher job than I imagined, because she aged more in six years as Governor than Bush did in 8 years as President.

Or else she’s in the late stages of a sex change.

[sticker]

Here she is with her friends in her younger years:

[dead]

I never knew you could hypnotize a panda.

[bigheadfred]

“I’m a clever teapot, yes it’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out”

[RSmithOpt]

So, McLAme!!! Where’s the freaking fence??!!!!!

[reagan_fanatic]

"So there I was, walking down the street, when I passed a guy painting a bench. When I told him he had missed a spot, he slapped me right in the forehead with his paint brush!"

[Nea Wood]

LOL!! That’s exactly what it looks like he’s saying!

[GSWarrior]

The lead singer for Concrete Blonde is the new Homeland Security director? She hasn’t aged very well.

[RoadKingSE]

"No, seriously. I was backstage at the Degeneres show and she comes in my dressing room and grabs me like this."